fuck this job.com

Stupid fucking people! Why the fuck do they alway have to call ME and bitch about EVERYTHING?! I've heard every stupid thing! They call and yell at me beacuse their ins. fucked up. Do I sound like the god damn insurance company? Is my name Za-Za the fortune teller? No! Then how the fuck am I supposed to know why your insurance applied 200 to your deductable instead of 100? I don't know! I get the same shit they do. We send off a claim and then Poof! EOB, with how much they owe. One patient got mad at me becuase I told her that the insuarance company pulls numbers out of a hat. This was after she yelled at me for FIFTEEN fucking minutes saying she shouldn't owe anything, why didn't her insurance pay. I said it did,it did, it did, a million times, it did! She just kept yelling! Stupid fucking bitches! I hate the patients and I hate their paperwork! I hate the staples that keep their packets together! Their voices are like nails in my eyes! I want to tell them to shut the fuck up and stop bitching at me! And, I have to be nice to them! They can talk to me like I'm fucking slow,and I have to be cheery. The fun thing is, most of our patients are pregnant, so they're all super cheery anyway. The best part is even though I'm pretty new, I'm in charge of collections. Not office collections, over due collections. I get to check every one balance and tell them about it. I've gotten many excuses, and reasons they can't pay/don't have the time/are not going to pay including:

4 uncles dying of terminal cancer
1 dead grandmother
1 grandmother dying of terminal cancer
1 patient in hospital
8 patients whose husband was supposed to pay the bill
4 patients who never saw us ( then how'd we get your FUCKING SIGNATURE ON THE PAPER WE MAKE EVERYONE FILL OUT YOU STUPID BITCH!)
23 patients who don't know who we are ( Our name is on the paper, don't you morons read what you sign ya dumbshit?!)
2 patients who only had one procedure ( when they had multiples)
1 patient who says we ruptured her cyst. ( Your welcome! The hospital would have charged you out the ass to have it ruptured anyway!We did it free!)
and one very special patient. One very special minor who I am about to turn over to collections. I am going to flip this bitch like a flapjack. Actually, I have to turn over her mother. She's owed us money for TWO YEARS and every time we try to collect even a small amount, she bitches and yells and moans and complains...to ME! well, finally, I have done everything I have to do to legally be able to turn them over. All the bases are covered, the waiting time is up...she is so fucked. >:)