it's immature but I still want revenge

I lost my job last week over a miscommunication. My boss "forgot" I told her I couldn't come in and tagged me a no-call no-show and fired me. It's a long story.

Here's the thing. The girl I worked with is the bosses best friend and a total bitch. She manipulates, talks about people behind their back, is two faced... the whole nine yards. She's not even that great at her job and hates to help customers.

Here comes the immature part. She posted a blog in her myspace about how pissed off she is because I didn't come to work that day. I ignored it because you would think a 24 year old would have better things to do. Then I took a survey on my bulletin and one of the questions was "what have you learned this year" and my answer was that it's better not to surround yourself with negative, back stabbing, two face, etc, people even if it means being unemployed. Well, not to my surprise, but she read it. She's famous for snooping in the lives of ex-employees so she can talk about them. She filled about the same survey and made a comment about how it's better to show up at work than hit the unemployment line. Okay... so I got how I felt was even with my bulletin comment and let it all go. But she went one up on me and I am still pissed. I need some kind of in your face, slam, you are a bitch to post in my myspace and i am not good at being a bitch so HELP PLEASE.


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Submitted by wageslaveZ on Wed, 06/06/2007 - 23:34.

Sounds like the moronic Dago-billy lab tech I work with who makes up for his NUMEROUS fuck-ups by hovering over my shoulder and nit-picking every little thing I come close to doing wrong, which isn't often. Then there's the fat walrus supervisor in the utility/production department whose whole career is built upon narcing on other people and cock-gobbling while he's just a fat retard Hun roustabout to begin with...

Telling me to go,
But hands beg me to stay.
Your lips say that you love,
Your eyes say that you hate.

There's truth in your lies,
Doubt in your faith.
What you build you lay to waste.
There's truth in your lies,
Doubt in your faith.
All I've got's what you didn't take.

So I, I won't be the one,
Be the one to leave this,
In pieces.
And you, you will be alone,
Alone with all your secrets,
And regrets.
Don't lie.

You promise me the sky,
Then toss me like a stone.
You wrap me in your arms,
And chill me to the bone.

There's truth in your lies,
Doubt in your faith.
All I've got's what you didn't take.

So I, I won't be the one,
Be the one to leave this,
In pieces.
And you, you will be alone,
Alone with all your secrets,
And regrets.
Don't lie.

[Guitar solo]

So I, I won't be the one,
Be the one to leave this,
In pieces.
And you, you will be alone,
Alone with all your secrets,
And regrets.
Don't lie
(Linkin Park In Pieces)

Submitted by darthsidious on Thu, 06/07/2007 - 00:37.

Living well is the best revenge.

The only way to beat people at their own game is to not play their game.

The fact that she snoops into other people's lives is because she has no life so the thing for you to do is to get a life, have a wonderful job and then post about how happy you are.

That bitch is a jealous cunt so...give her multiple reasons to be jealous...have a wonderful life filled with love, joy, happiness, and lots of money at a place you are happy at.

"Only the strong are gonna be free from a world of fools"
Tooth and Nail - Dokken

Submitted by Xstate on Fri, 06/08/2007 - 03:10.

I was going to say stick diuretics and laxatives into her soda but you don't work there anymore. I'd have fun with this princess. Since you didn't say her name I'll call her Bimbo. This is what I'd post. Make up a new MySpace site if you have to for optimal results.

"My name is BImbo and I am 24 and a half years old. I wear diapers and have my 95 year old sugar daddy grandpa spank me every time I piss on the floor. He chains me to the kitchen table and force feeds me pork N beans every morning and when I stink up the house with fart gas, he pimp slaps me with a roll of Wonder Bread. For work, I wear stupid green elf shoes, orange sweat pants with rolls of toilet paper stuffed down them because I have a toilet paper fetish, I wear a smelly fudge caked shirt with "Skanka Ho" on the back, I stick my hands in jars of peanut butter and I wear a neck brace with pink clouds and yellow rabbits that I got from the BDSM hospital when I stuck a Nintendo DS up my butt, and my hat is a Lego Bucket. I work at a faggoty place where the whole workplace beats each other across the ass with leather whips and twists their tits with cooking tongs. I drive around in a tricycle since I don't have any money.
(Stick a stupid picture here)
"My hobbies are beating off to Paris Hilton coated in vegetable oil, having my stupid boss stick a vacuum up my butt, rolling around in the mud, screaming at the trees, riding the horsey at the Kmart, having my sugar daddy grandpa cover me in BBQ sauce while he shoves stuffed animals up the butt, electroshock therapy, and getting my huge boobs stuck in the fence. I love work because my boss is in love with me, she bought me a electrified cactus dildo with nuclear powered inflation pads, and she helped me figure out that 2+2 = 4. My number is 904-304-2949 and I love it when you call me asking for gorilla spanking services. My bed is a stack of McDonalds Big Mac boxes glued together since Sugar Daddy has no money. I also like it when he pours the contents of the aquarium into my diaper! I want to be a astronaut/porn star/Walmart junkie/plumber when I grow up!"

That'll teach her to mess with you. Sounds sadistic but then again I'm not on the side of good hehehehehehe....

Xstate
Islamic Republic of South Dakotastan