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Here's some more fun stuff to do at work:

1. Write "69" on people's desks.

2. Play bad 80's music at full blast in the office. If you work at retail or a public place, put it over the loudspeakers. Warp the tape if you have to

3. Duct tape the toilet seats shut.

4. Take a can of whipped cream to work and spray it into people's faces, especially those who you don't like

5. Change the home page on your boss's computer to www.dontdropthesoap.com

6. If your co-worker is a hard core Republican, stick pictures of Hitlary and Barack Osama on their cubicle, or vice versa if they are a Democrat

7. Put a pentagram into the cubicle of your Christian types.

8. Put super glue on the floor, and people get stuck when they walk across it!

9. Put pink bow ties on your manly man's workspace (especially if they are in law enforcement), get a Bratz doll and put that there too.

10. Bring a parrot to work and let it loose.

11. Be a pirate. Put on a pirate hat and carry around a cutlass and pretend you're Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?

12. The old laxatives trick works well. Give it to people on the street too.

13. If you have a bulldyke lesbian in your workplace, stick pictures of Chippendale in their cubicle.

14. Bring super hot sauce to work and put it on people's lunches.

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