Some advice for all of you....

i know that most of you work a menial little jobs - maybe your a burger flipper at a fastfood place, a cashier at a Walmart or some other not so respectable job. Maybe a couple of you have risen to being a middle manager at a factory or you work a bulldozer at the county landfill. I'm sure those jobs make you miserable but it is the price you pay for your lack of commitment and desire to succeed. Maybe you should have aquired an education instead of drinking and wasting your life away. But coming here and whining and crying about will not improve your job situation. Maybe you should rethink your life and use successful people like me as your role model and maybe you can elevate yourself to the next level. If you remain on this path, you will wind up being fired and living in the streets. I hope this helps and maybe, just maybe, some day you will find yourself with a better job then being a toll booth operator or an armored truck driver. but honestly, that is probably the best most of you can do.


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Submitted by wolfietherat on Thu, 07/05/2007 - 17:21.

Where do you come up with that shit? lol

Submitted by Xstate on Thu, 07/05/2007 - 18:48.

Magnet, I'm sure that some people on this site are being stupid in their personal life. Yes, most businesses are a bunch of shitheads too. However, coming here and calling us names won't work. If you are a business owner like you say you are, maybe you should consider following what you preach instead of stinking up the Internet with your fart gas. What business do you own, a Hardees? Wow, I can get job advice from the same fatass clown who runs the greasy Hardees. How many Burger Butt meals did you sell yesterday, about 1600? Must be fun fattening up your customers. Hell the entire crowd here at this site weighs less than your average customer.

I got an idea. If you're so smart and successful and a hot shot (got promoted to store manager from fat-guy-in-the-back-fryer), tell us what we need to do to make ourselves better in the eyes of your ilk. Do we have to kiss your fat ass? A person would burn their lips off from that toxic shit. Tell us, please.

Submitted by Kakarott on Thu, 07/05/2007 - 19:36.

I got myself 4 years of college education...it got me nothing. dont talk out of your arse..okay?

Submitted by ANNOYED CHICK on Thu, 07/05/2007 - 19:46.

if ur job is so great WTF are you doing here??

Submitted by consultant on Thu, 07/05/2007 - 20:03.

You dont belong here!! Find you own website!!! And for that matter you dont know anything about any of us. There are a lot of people here that do have an education. I think that the only reason that you are here is because you want some attention. Am I correct? Maybe its that nobody wants to be around you or talk to you beacuse you are that big of a dick? If you need the attention I am sure that you could get somebody out there to give you some kind of attention. We just dont want you here!!

Submitted by wageslaveZ on Fri, 07/06/2007 - 01:51.

You know dickweed, a lot of us here have degrees that are basically useless because we live in economically depressed shitholes that once had business and industry that were offshored to make the stock portforlios of CORPORATE FUCKSTAINS such as yourself one extra dime per share per fiscal quarter higher. Don't be surprised when the peasants burn down your McMansion and pitchfork your ass to death one of these days because World War 3 will be a class war mother-fucker! Even your $15/hr Gestapo security force will get tired of eating rancid bologna and Kraft dinner after seeing you eat pate de fois gras and Kobe beef in front of them for the last time. And guess what assclown? Your middle management subspecies is on the endangered species list, too bitch! Just wait another couple years. Till then, bugger Justmehere and make your satanic mongoloid troll baby to start Ragnarok already because I'm just itching to bag me some Neo Yuppie scum! Fuck your life and everyone in it and may your 401K go up in flames before your eyes! Keep it evil you infinite well of hattage!!!

Who are you to wave your finger?
Ya' must have been out your hair.
Eye hole deep in muddy waters.
You practically raised the dead.

Rob the grave, to snow the cradle.
Then burn the evidence down.
Soapbox, house of cards, and glass,
So don't go tossin' your stones around.

You must have been high.
You must have been high.
You must have been.

Foot in mouth, and head up asshole.
Whatcha talkin' 'bout?
Difficult to dance 'round this one
'til you pull it out, boy!

You must have been, so high.
You must have been, so high.

Steal, borrow, refer, save your shady inference.
kangaroo done hung the juror with the innocent.

Now you're weeping shades of chosen indigo
Got lemon juice up in your...EYE!

When you pissed all over my black kettle
You must have been HIGH, HIGH
You must have been HIGH, HIGH

Who are you to wave your finger?
So full of it.
Eyeballs deep in muddy waters
FUCKING HYPOCRITE! (This means you asshole!)
Liar, lawyer, mirror, show me.
What's the difference?

kangaroo done hung the guilty with the innocent.

NOW!!
You'll weep or, change the chosen into gold.
Got lemon juice up in your high eye.
When you pissed all over my black kettle
You musta been!

So who are you to wave your finger?
Who are you to wave your fatty finger at me?
You must, have been, out your, mind!

Reefer chased off indigo
Trapped without a reason
Reefer chased off indigo

Liar, lawyer,
Mirror for ya,
What's the difference?
kangaroo be stoned
He's guilty as the government

NOW!!
Will you weep or, change the chosen into gold
Got lemon juice up in your, EYE!!
EYE!!

Now when you pissed all over my black kettle.
You musta been HIGH, HIGH, HIGH, HIGH.
Eyeballs deep in muddy waters
Your're balls deep in muddy waters.
Ganja Police, you must, have been, out your MIND!!!!

(Tool)

Submitted by Tearful on Fri, 07/06/2007 - 18:14.

Magnet, I'll agree with you on some points about many of the posters on this board. The majority of them have brough about their own problems and continue to pay for them rather than act in a responsible manner.

I am curious though. How did you go from being a complainer (Boss is using me as a boy toy) to "I love my job." status?

I guess if female coworkers were tying me to the bed and raping me, I would not complain either. I think I wouldn't mind much if the male workers did it to me for that matter at this point. Anything to get some excitement.

Submitted by KrakNup on Fri, 07/06/2007 - 21:19.

Krak.N.up...

We must all heed the all-knowingness of the_magnet. He alone is worthy of emulation and has changed the societal paradigm...blah, blah, blah.

He found this site because his lame attempts at blogging went down the tubes when we inferior humans failed to heed, need or read him.

Be happy you don't wake up to him every day. Reject hate, love truth.

Submitted by MrPlankton  on Fri, 07/06/2007 - 21:30.

Admit it, Magnet, you got a little pissed while at the job, did a little googling and found this site. You think this site is interesting, hit it every once and while to see how bad things could get and pray everyday that these things don’t happen to you.

Meanwhile the IT machine at your place of employment is grinding through it’s web logs looking for anomalies in it’s outbound DNS lookups (like resolve "f--ckthisjob.com")…

Mr. Plaknton

Submitted by tpgddss on Sat, 07/07/2007 - 00:46.

Obviously you have some kind of Freudian complex that compels you to seek the abuse of others, because I can't see why you in your right mind would ever seek to spew the tremendous, stinky load of frogshit that you just did on OUR site. I'd swear at you but you'd probably whack off to that, you nasty little deviant.

Do yourself a favor and disappear Twitty, because believe it or not there are a few people here who are smart enough to see through a pitiful, ORDINARY, UNINTERESTING little speck like you.

Goddess out.

Submitted by jnr88 on Sat, 07/07/2007 - 03:13.

ive been lurking here a while and this gave me a perfect opportunity to chime in.

ive worked all sorts of jobs in my life and recently started a great new one. what ive found is that one or two people at the the top of the company have a huge affect on the overall attitudes of the entire company. whether it is a three person office, a ten person pizza place or a 500 person corporation, ive found the boss and his couple sidekicks have a major trickle down affect of their attitudes and values to everyone else. Two exact same jobs can have very different atmospheres due to just a single person in charge.

its not easy to find the really good ones, be it if they are pizza joints or corporate offices. but if you cant stand your coworkers, it may not just be you, hang in and look around.

Submitted by Mister X on Sun, 07/08/2007 - 00:20.

We will zip past you like Spider Man and achieve things you only imagined in your sleep.

Dude, only a LIMITED BRAINED person LIKE YOU would say the things you have said. By your very words you will GO DOWN in life. You are GOING DOWN and will STAY DOWN.

You are worthless to other human beings. There is nothing wrong with being a tool booth operator. Or any job. How could you make a statement belittling people in those jobs. I think you're a MORON.

I think the best job for you is: Serial Killer. You have the perfect temperament for it.

[Moderator]

Submitted by lnc on Mon, 07/09/2007 - 23:05.

so, being successful gives you time to search for ways (online to say the least) to demean ppl not at a point in their lives where they want to be? interesting.