fuck this job.com

Amazing, freackin amazing it is. Did you think that a time machine is something that only exists in movies? No! My job is a time machine -- it makes time run slower! This amazing phenomenon should be on the Discovery Channel - "IT worker's office is in slow time warp!". Seriously, each day is hell and each day I watch the clock. The more I watch the clock the slower it goes. I know, I shouldn't watch the clock. But even when I avoid the clock watching and get fully involved in something, I eventually have to go to the men's room where I must then pass by a big clock. And I am always surprised at that clock laggedness. (humming Twilight Zone theme).