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FILTHY SHIT PACKED FINGERNAILS

"Hook" (my superior fuck face boss) has the most disgusting finger nails I have ever seen. Seriously they are imbedded with shit, dirt, God only knows what! It looks like he never cleans them out, it has to be some sort of bacterial breeding ground under those nails. I never hear him wash his hands after using the restroom, which by the way is right by my desk. ( Yay for me !! ) So we had this "good-bye" cook out for our other boss who was being sent over to Iraq. Anyhoo, "Hook" designated him self the cook for the barbeque!!! I refused to eat, he didn't wear gloves, picked up the raw meat with his shit crusted hands and put it on the grill!!!! EWWWWWWW nasty FUCKER!! Wash your damn hands, dig out that dirt that has been under there for years!!!!!!

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When we have cake,
Submitted by wolfietherat on Wed, 07/18/2007 - 14:15.

my boss insists on cutting the cake. She gets her fingers in the icing then licks her fingers and picks up each peice to serve us. Yuck. By the way, I sit by the bathroom too, I know who washes and doesn't wash their hands. The smell too, sometimes I have to leave my desk until it cools down. I wish people would take a dump before they come to work, not when they get in.

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Same here
Submitted by nyhardcore on Thu, 07/19/2007 - 14:41.

My boss does the exact same thing. It was so nice after I changed to a vegan diet, because I always had an excuse to not partake in all of the disgusting food at work functions. Even if something was vegan, I'd just say, "Oh, it might have such and such in it, sorry." Got me out of eating all of their slobber covered food, without hurting anyone's feelings, even if they did think I was weird.

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freak show..
Submitted by faerycatcher85 on Wed, 07/18/2007 - 17:33.

you got a bunch of mean, ugly b$%#&es in one building.. Captain Hook, the bathroom by your desk. How do you make it through the day?! what a freak show! do you guys have a bearded lady there, too? :)

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Freak Show
Submitted by GOVT_GIRL on Wed, 07/18/2007 - 17:44.

Well...... I work for the US Gov't so yeah it pretty much is a freak show. Most days it's pretty entertaining, but the bad thing is that these people never quit, they will stay here until they retire!!! Which is probably what I will be doing....LOL

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thats nasty
Submitted by lonewolf on Wed, 07/18/2007 - 19:49.

that is straight nasty..any one who doesnt wash they hands before they handle food shouldnt be allowed to handle food period...get your boss a nail clipper and some soap as a gift, maybe he will get the message...lol

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nail clippers
Submitted by GOVT_GIRL on Thu, 07/19/2007 - 16:38.

I have thought about him using nail clippers, but they wouln't be able to work because the dirt and Shit is so far down under the nail bed that the clippers or brush wouldn't be able to reach.....EWW

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ever notice ...
Submitted by MrPlankton  on Thu, 07/19/2007 - 20:30.

Why is it that govi's always have a yellow patina to them? Doesn't matter what race/color or gender they are. They emit this faint yellow hue... like they were on the dashboard of the car and where bleached by the sun and have faded a bit. This is particularly evident when you are in the elevator with a govi. This condition usually takes several years of government service before it becomes evident. So by definition it is those at the higher GS levels that seem more afflicted with this condition. It is not noticeable on new recruits. I have only noticed this for USA fed govi's, not sure if it is true of USA state employees or if it is a chronic condition spanning other nation’s government professionals.

Mr. Plankton

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Ewww.....ICKY ICKY ICKY!!!! I
Submitted by Xstate on Fri, 07/20/2007 - 01:56.

Ewww.....ICKY ICKY ICKY!!!! If you stick Odor eaters on him, he'll dissolve

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