fuck this job.com

For the last few months everything was going really sweet, I arrive at work, do what I need to do and go home. Pretty basic really. However the last couple of weeks the regional manager has been riding my ass to try and get me to "increase my productivity level...", what the fuck?!?

I'm not the one that the public can't stand because she won't return calls, or makes monumental fuckups that nearly lose us a large amount of clients. I'm the guy that prevents that, hell I've even stuck up for her a few times and this is the fucking thanks I get? No more, never again.

Not only am I sick of her fucking whining and constant berating, I'm fucking sick of her entirely sales oriented drive, she wants more salespeople and is quite content to leave the whole technical side up to me, and then she bitches about the amount of jobs I have already open. Fine, if she wants to play that, I won't fix her fucking laptop, the office network, the security system, put shit up on walls, take shit off walls, and generally do the stuff she can't do for shit.

It doesn't stop there, her boss came visiting and is most definitely the biggest fucking self centered airhead I have ever met. I swear that marketing managers have no fucking listening skills nor do they see things in the real light. They are too busy in their own little land where when things appear to be utter shit, they see big fluffy bunnies handing out hugs to all the happy little workers who are dancing around praising the management. Not fucking likely! Get into the real world you fucking stupid bitch and LISTEN to the people that actually DO THE WORK and TAKE SHIT FROM THE CUSTOMERS because your fucking brainless sales drones are too busy giving out the WRONG INFORMATION.

While I'm on the subject of time, I will ask everyone there in Disgruntled Employee Land if they have a manager who is too busy taking half hour breaks and too busy spending 2 hours to get their hair done DURING working hours and THEN taking 1 hour+ lunch breaks? According to her, it's all 'time management'. No, it's called SLACKING OFF while you get paid a fucking assload of money and the common worker that you constantly berate is getting FUCK ALL still. I'm sure she'll wonder why the fuck she can't MSN now, maybe its because of the extra configuration I've put into the router to prevent you from wasting your time, dumb ass!

I'm too fucking busy WORKING and I'm sure I can only count about 40 lunch breaks in the whole space of a a year and a half I've been with this company. Fuck it, I'm over it now.

Oh yeah, if you REALLY value your damn network, you won't piss off the engineer who has a nice little script ready to go under your user account. I'm sure you'll understand what to do when your little porn stash goes public to the WHOLE COMPANY.