fuck this job.com

I used to really like my job. That is until I decided to go on maternity leave. Ever since I came back, it has been pure hell! My boss makes these rude comments at me, not to me. I have an assistant from hell (she talks too fucking much, weighing 290 lbs @ 5'4").
I have more education than all of those dumb asses, yet I continuously get criticized for frivolous bullshit. My ideal day would me one taht excluded them . We work off of commission, which includes sales leads taht come directly into the office. I used to get 1-2 leads daily. Now, I can go a week or more and not get anything. Bitches! My boss is a whore and my co-workers can double for Punky Brewster on any given day with their tacky asses. My bosses assisant is constantly volunteering to assist me with my troublesome customers. Now, today, I get called in to my bosses office only for her to tell me to leave her assistant alone. Lying Biotch! I tried to do the work and she told me "no". I wanna beat all of their asses, even the men! I am keeping track of all of this with high hopes that they will try to use this frivolus bullshit to try to fire me. I cannot stand them. Each morning my stomach aches when I think of them. There is a clear double standard that exists. I just want to scream. Guess I need to pull out my boxing gloves and beat the shit out of all of 'em. I wish they'd all move to Fuckoffville, USA,