This is like reading the Sunday comics!

Came across this site: www.ridiculousjobpostings.com

Who the hell takes a lot of the job ads seriously anymore? This is an absolute joke; no wonder company networks and stuff fail all the time. I'd think that if your network administrator is only making $5.25 per hour you probably won't get quality help. Is this why they are pushing us to go to college? I'll be go to hell if this is what we're going to get. At least your production jobs pay something and don't have the stress of worrying whether Bevus can't log in or not. Not trying to push another site but it goes to show you that the sales pitches in the media aren't even good ones anymore.

$5.25 for a network adminstrator. What a joke. And this is on the West coast (cost of living is much higher than the rest of the USA).

"Gee I wonder why I don't have any money. Oh wait the job market here sucks and they want a fuckin PHD to be the boss's secretary. Even my Daisy Dukes don't get me in the door anymore..."

Boss: "Ug OOg eeg aag. Go back to school. Get a degree. Make $6 per hour instead of $5.25 per hour. OOG aagg EEEGK!"


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Submitted by Rakkasan101st on Sat, 09/01/2007 - 01:19.

Ugh.... Me no likey when smart-assed employee makum more cash... must insure to ugh prevent what you say? upwards movability? Me no likey when you use-um big words... make-um my head hurt... me want to go back to sleepy now... ugh no wake-um unless stock starts to fall....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Submitted by Mister X on Sat, 09/01/2007 - 15:43.

Back in 2000 I got my first computer. I was very interested in getting a job in web design. I figured no experience was necessary since the web was totally new. Not!

The internet was a BRAND NEW medium. One employer was asking for EIGHT YEARS EXPERIENCE in web design!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I actually saw that!

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Submitted by wageslaveZ on Sun, 09/02/2007 - 01:03.

Why for it take fancy paper to make $13/hr, used to not be that way. It am conspiracy to devalue higher edumacation...

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