fuck this job.com

Gee, if every business you've worked for has gone under, that leads to a lot of questions.

How involved were you? Perhaps your attitude had something to do with it (I only mention this because you seem to piss and moan about other people's attitudes a lot, but have a piss-poor one yourself).

If you've worked for so many failures, perhaps you have a knack for picking employers that are incompetent. You may want to seriously look at this -- you admit it's a pattern, so why not find a way to do something about it (like therapy -- I'm not joking, I'm not being mean -- I'm saying this seems to be a problem you have and there is a way to fix it).

Again, if you've worked for failures, perhaps the methods and attitudes you've learned from so many companies have taught you poor work habits and it might be worth changing them.

You spend a lot of time attacking people for their attitude and you say you know a lot about what to do and how to run a business, yet you're not smart enough to find an employer who can't avoid going under.

You are not able to accept the fact that others in the world might just be doing well without doing things your way. You are so busy telling everyone else what is right, you have no clue as to what is really going on.

Or maybe you do. If you know so much (and you make some big claims), then why aren't you running your own business and making 7 figs a year?

RU female? Will you marry me? RU male? I'll go gay! Thank you for "getting" it!

Read my reply called 'Plan On It' in my 2004 Resolution Blog. I answer you there.

Most of what has been written by and to and about ndiesel is pretty dated, but I tell you what, he's the reason people go postal. First off, he's a prick. Secondly, and worse actually, is that he has no life. He's got his work, and thinks everyone and everything should be second in line to it.

Hey, if that's the way he likes it, good for him. Of course, when he catches his wife/girlfriend/significant other is out screwing his best friend he might just figure it out. Oh, she might LOVE your 6 figure income, but I guarantee you if you're not there when she needs you, she'll be stepping out. And those kids you have? Well, they don't know you, and odds are couldn't care less how much money you make.

ndiesel is the stuff nightmares are made of. The rest of us putting up with pricks like him are what's wrong with America...

Man you've got the words !

Mister X ! Man you've got really the words !

BRAVO!!! If they like their fucking job so much, lovely. But guess what? WE DON't!!! That's the reason why we're fucking here!! The website is only called "Fuckthisjob"...HMMMMM..

You are very confused. I don't bust my ass for shit. I don't try at all. That's the sick irony of it. I'm the laziest son of a bitch I know. And loyalty, integrity? I'm a sucessful business man. Wouldn't that be a little oxymoronic if I were a "Business" man w/ "Integrity"? Christ, that's like a Jewish Pope.

Let's see -- who's above the Pope? Isn't Jesus higher up than the Pope. Then God. It's a good thing neither Jesus nor God is Jewish -- then your oxymoron would fall to pieces.

Oh, wait. What religion was Jesus, anyway?

It's called an allegory. I'm not hear to argue the existentialism of western vs. eastern religion. Take that shit to a web site that cares.

Come work for the jackasses I work for and I bet they will have you running out the door crying before the night is over. They train management were I work at to be pure evil and if they don't act evil then they fire them. How in the hell can you be the highest $ generator in your company if you are taking off for "allergies" five days in a row. I have also worked in a few places that have gone out of business and it sure in the hell wasn't my fault. The head honchos got pretty big britches and went out building a new corporate headquarter and didn't have a lot of money coming in. As far as the company I work for now I hope that place goes so far under that they will never be able to recover. I get so sick and tired of going in every fucking day and giving my all and them pust out quantity instead of quality. And like somebody else said when they fire your ass for somebody younger and better go complain somewhere else. By the way go wipe that cum off of your mouth.

Isn't it ironic how business man and bowel movement start with the same letters. I think they start with the same sort of mentality, too. You, too Mr highandmighty are just another person who probably DOES try, but produces shit. All the people you work for were b.m.'s such as yourself, and they, too only produce shit. Thus, they go under. Oops, just more to flush.
Try getting a real job with goals. Start at Burger King if it's not too stressful on your pot-smelling hands.
.......DOUCHE

and all the hard workers are exhausted daily. Ndiesel you are a pathetic excuse of a human being. It's funny that you're telling US to work harder and make the most of things, when you, yourself, admit to being lazy. You damned fool.

fucking amen to you. everything you just said is so god damn true. i work MY ASS OFF, and get treated like SHIT. I can barely pay bills, Im just starting out in the real world, but I have advanced computer experience, 2 times, same company, different locations, lost my damn application, and forgot to right down my interview time. Lady luck dicked me over many times.

MY POSITION AS THE #1 $ GENERATOR IN THE COMPANY DOES NOT ALLOW FOR FAILURE!!!!!!! WOULD YOU FIRE YOUR FUCKING BREADWINNER?

Last I heard HR was nonbillable. In addiiton, if the boss finds someone cheaper, younger, smarter, you'll be fired.

Yeah, HR is non-billable, who said I worked in HR? I'm a recruiter for a staffing firm. I generate and manage people/$. And how about some accountability! The next time you get passed over by a big-titted blonde right out of college ask yourself how you could improve at your job as to rule that type of thing out in the future. In short, quit holding your superior’s hostage for your lack of competency and success.

This is an absolutely PERFECT reply.

There is a God.

Why thank you Mister X. It gets confusing with all these Anonymous people. I guess I will have to start signing off (or get a log in).

I wouldn't say it's perfect, but I would note that he hasn't yet come up with a decent reply... :)

- petsparkle

You SHOULD have a log in name and you write very well.

You captured the real man in that reply. And great wisdom too.

I wouldn't read too far into your own press clippings. X is my nemesis so he is going to compliment anyone who opposes me. Your writing is mildly numbing at best.

Do you really think in your mind of minds that I am the asshole I portray on the WWW in my professional life? Yeah that's what I do, walk around half-cocked, demeaning my co-workers, peppering everyone I come in contact with defaming profanities. But it's funny, ya know. It started out as me calling the blogging community on the carpet in sort of a Alec Baldwin, Glengarry Glenn Ross type fashion and it has spiraled out of control into me being an asshole to my co-workers, a two-faced back-stabber, a moron, some English euphemism for a I don’t even know what, etc. All I am is a fat, lazy, overpaid American that has gotten by on my congenial charm, pleasant demeanor, and ever-pressing work ethic. Paint me whatever color you want if it inspires you. I am comfortable with the fact that my lore may be fabricated within the community in order to inspire muse. Fuck it. I guess I am whatever you say I am. And I disagree with the blonde comment. I have one at home. If she had half a brain she would have seen through my rouse by now.

Your poor girlfriend/wife. But then maybe she does only have half a brain. Did you notice that, although you generalize and say EVERYONE is "whatever", I am specific. I said "blondes with big tits CAN have brains." I didn't say all of them do. Some brunettes are thick as two short planks. My point was you stereotype because of the color of someone's hair! Why can't you see past the superficial? I guess that's why you feel the need to pretend to be someone you aren't.

I love the way you started off this thread as this big "all powerful" jerk who doesn't care about anyone. But now you're seeing logical posts undermining what you are saying, so you change tactics. It's like bullying in a school. The bully teases the kid for years. When the kid finally speaks up, the bully says "I was only joking."

Choose who you are, and be that person. Just stop changing your position on everything. You couldn't think of anything better to write, so you just claim everything you have previously said, and are still saying in response to other people's posts, is a lie. You state "I guess I am whatever you say I am." No NDiezel. You are what YOU say you are. You have professed how much of a jerk you are to your co-workers, why should we believe you are any other way? And if you are different, why do you feel the need to be such a self-rightous jerk online? I really don't get why someone would do that, unless you life is so freaking dull that your only means of amusement is to get reactions from people towards a person you wish you could be.

Just so you know, you are not an inspiration, and please don't even pretend that you think you are. You just want to feel powerful, so you post a bunch of drivel that you know will get a reaction. But then you take it too far, so you decide to pretend it was all a joke. You have said some very hurtful things to specific people. You can't be the bully and just say "I didn't mean it." Life doesn't work like that.

Just make up your mind whether you're the asshole or the lazy slob. Neither seem very appealing, but maybe that's why you have a blonde without a brain as opposed to one with one. Yes blondes with brains do exist- you've just never encountered us because we are WAY out of your league.

You know the you inside you that says, “God this guy in front of me here in the bank is such a fucking asshole, I just wish I could say something to him, but that would be just as rude as he is being…” You see, I cross that line. I call him an asshole, cut in front of him and tell him if he doesn’t like it to punch me in the face. True story. You ever meet those types? It’s like you know they are assholes just by there ever-abrasive persona but you can’t help be intrigued because you wish, just for one second, you could get away with it. And no, I don’t change my position on shit. I am a fat, lazy American that reaps the rewards off of others hard work. Is that not the American way? Oh don’t worry, I cut my teeth on the other side of that a long time ago. I just didn’t arrive where I am at with this thick-headed attitude and decide to impose my shtick on any employer that would take me. It’s took me quite some time to hone this craft. There has been one common theme that has shone through in all my posts. I am a cerebral jerk. As in, “God this guy is a fucking asshole, but I can’t say he is an idiot…” Everyone in this community knows that and respects that (I don’t know about RESPECT but…..). So don’t come in here high and mighty after doing a Google search one day at work because you where bored and decide you can identify me by reading a couple of my posts. The diezel is as complex as a simple man like me can be. Learn my history, read some of my other posts, THEN try to tell me to quit being so ambiguous. You can’t, because as I mentioned it’s very complex. Have you ever encountered such confidence in the face of self-deprecation? My guess is no because well, your blonde. And are types are out of YOUR league. At least in the capacity you seemingly wanted to be appreciated in. And WTF with the blonde thing anyway? Of course now I’m belaboring the point because I see it irks you. Do you feel as you have been fighting this negative stigma all your life in the face of assholes of my ilk and decide to make me the figurehead of your frustration? Again, I am whatever you say I am. And while I embrace the dichotomy of contradiction as a form of art, even I of the forked tongue of duality am vexed by your blatant disregard for the obvious. Am I to guess that the divine hand of god touched you and inspired you to respond to my postings? C’mon! If it weren’t for me and my boorish banter, your fingers wouldn’t have even grazed the keyboard and you would be grinding out your miserable existence in your cubical, making someone else’s money. So yes, I win again. It’s ok Many before you have failed, Petsparkle. Notice how nobody responds to me directly anymore? You want to through down the gauntlet and challenge the diezel? You’re gonna have to come a little harder than that, sweety. I’ve encountered more threatening opposition from less feeble minds.

You said my writing is "mildly numbing at most." That's fine. You're entitled to your opinion. But I would point out that I have the ability to spell! You told Slinger that you would "dumb it down" so he could figure out what tense you are writing in. Erm... what about the "person" you are writing in? I am familiar with most people writing in first and second person. Like I am. But I have never heard someone refer to themselves in the third person while trying to write in the first. I quote: "Notice how nobody responds to me directly anymore? You want to through down the gauntlet and challenge the diezel?" Oh, and it's "throw" not through.

Come on, if you're going to complain about someone else's use of the English Language, don't turn around and butcher it yourself. And please learn which times you should use YOUR or YOU'RE. And confusing ARE and OUR, that was priceless. Quote: "My guess is no because well, YOUR blonde. And ARE types are out of your league."

As to the inconsistencies, well, I decided to prove my point with your own words since paraphrasing appears to be lost on you. All the following are direct quotes from your postings in this thread.

"Do you really think I’m the asshole that I am in this forum at my place of work? You think I just sit here and fire off verbal sledgehammers via e-mail to all my sub-ordinates all day to feed my ego? Just because I am a top performer in my chosen profession doesn’t make me an asshole."

"...the congenial asshole my employers/employees know me as."

"You know the you inside you that says, “God this guy in front of me here in the bank is such a fucking asshole, I just wish I could say something to him, but that would be just as rude as he is being…” You see, I cross that line. I call him an asshole, cut in front of him and tell him if he doesn’t like it to punch me in the face. True story."

"I am a cerebral jerk."

Now, does anyone else see the inconsistencies I was talking about? You can't be both an asshole and not an asshole as it suits you. So when you start feeling insecure, you start talking about yourself in the third person "the diezel." What do you think you are- a character from a comic book? And then it goes further, so you start insulting people directly. Again, all of the following are direct quotes:

To slinger:
"RU that fucking clueless"
"Let me know, because I can dumb it down for you."
"How many times does your wife slap you upside the face before you squeal, "stop it!"? You must like the abuse in a sick way"
"Your a COMPLETE fucking idiot that I won't even dignify with a constructive comment."

To Chef:
"It’s my types prey off your inadequacies"

To Tearful:
"The next time you get passed over by a big-titted blonde right out of college..."

To me (petsparkle):
"Have you ever encountered such confidence in the face of self-deprecation? My guess is no because well, your blonde."
"Your writing is mildly numbing at best"

To Lavascoop:
"Keep living the lie if it helps you sleep."

Now, what is it that makes you feel that you should make comments like this? You said you are not an asshole. So why the personal degradations?

You said I need to "come a little harder than that." But that's the point. I don't do things that way, and I am successful. I don't ram it down people's throats like you do, which makes me think that it is all a lie. I found this website by accident, but it was your thread that got me on here and posting. I have my gripes about my job, but I know I am in a much better situation than most people on here. But I can sympathize because I have been there. I got a lucky break. And I am thankful for it. I am not trying to tell everyone else that because they are in a crap job they should just quit. I have a mortgage too. I know that they have financial obligations, or they would have quit already. They don't need you to tell them to do it.

The point is, I started reading your post, and I agreed with some of it- you can't blame your admin if you suck at your job. But just because you are in a difficult situation or doing a job you hate, does not mean you suck at you job! Not everyone is in their situations because they are lazy. Some work damned hard to try to get out of it. So don't insult people who are venting on here. That is what this website is all about. If you have something constructive to say, they by all means, say it. But be polite about it. My main disagreement with you is the WAY you stated your opinion in your first post. And the generalization that it applies to everyone who posts on here.

You have "encountered more threatening opposition from less feeble minds" than mine. That's good. I wasn't trying to be threatening. As I said, that is not the kind of person I am. I think threatening behavior is one of the most unproductive means of communication there is. I am just trying to give my opinion and ask you to clarify yours. I have said you are a jerk and an asshole, but only because you stated you were "I am a cerebral jerk," "...the congenial asshole my employers/employees know me as."

I have never made any assumptions about you, and I am certainly not trying to identify who you are. I think it is pathetic that you have to make things up about other people to make yourself feel better. You don't know me. You only know that I have a difference in opinion from yours. So, you call me feeble minded, and say I have no clue because I am blonde. If you are interested in intellectual discussion, you really shouldn't resort to name calling. The reason other people have stopped responding to you directly is because it is not worth their time. You have not "won," you have bored them to death with your repetitive inconsistencies, name calling and obvious inability to hear anything anyone else is saying. So why bother. I think I will probably join them in that now. You will never hear anything people are actually saying- you are too quick to belittle the person rather than challenge their actual opinions, and until that changes, there is no intellectual debate in you.

You nuked him again Petsparkle!

I like "You have not "won," you have bored them to death". Yea, worse than my job!

Beautiful!

but I can sure as fuck write! Which is a whole other inconsistency unto itself. Sorry. I won't do that anymore. It's too challenging for the black&whiteness of your narrow mind. You're (I nuw I wood learn) not writing, you're expressing your opinion. Which is great, have fun. But let's not confuse what is writing with what is expression. Whereas I am forming humorous metaphors and creative vignettes for the reading pleasure of my blogging fans, you're just popping off with some "a spade is a spade" drivel? Well no shit? Really? I'm an asshole that calls people names and writes in 3 tenses in the same sentence and can't spell? Dick fucking Tracey that was clever of you! And what element of anything I have WRITTEN, not expressed WRITTEN, would give you half an inclination that I am WRITING here to be intellectually stimulated? Can you imagine, the diezel sitting at work simultaneously negotiating 3 closes as he pauses under the heat of the battle, raises his java filled gauntlet in the air to the praises of his fellow Huns and harkens, "Today, Territory 4! Tomorrow, I intellectually stimulate myself by berating inferior whiners!" For chrisakes I'm the most immature person I know. And why do you wanna act like my Mom, blathering on about "don't insult people, say nice things,..." If I wanted pointers on how to win friends I'd watch Sesame Street. I don't tell you what to do, or anybody for that matter. I simply offer harsh constructive suggestions. Why do you think I generalize so much. You, you make it seem personal. Vindictive. Spiteful. Traits of a stalker. Why, I submit that you either A)Want me dead or B)Want me. As in WANT ME! I’m truly frightened either way.

Yeah, I met a guy like you just today. Keyed the fuck out of his BMW. Deep, long scratch from one fender to the next. Right down to the metal. Hand full of paint. Felt great. You go get your blood pressure up arguing with your insurance broker and the guy at the body shop. I'm here at home rolling around the floor with a family I love and who love me. Your GF probably has fake tits. Hard, like her personality. Or do you just jerk off in the mirror every night?

ruse you dumb fuck
ruse

I think I work with you.

don't forget---"Boss' cock not going to suck itself!" Knee pads help

Here's a direct quote from a self-made, not millionaire but real rich guy: "ndiezel, you see this desk I am sitting behind? If you were to come in here and take a shit on it every day, M-F during your tenure here I would gladly wipe your ass. Now, go make my money!" Dude, I don't work for the peace corps. I work in the staffing industry. Take your logic to a non-profit charity organization. Where I come from, the bottom line is the bottom line.

Maybe he has taken a fall.

And maybe, after falling, instead of bitching, he worked to make things better.

I avoided a near fall. Things we're going South for a company that I worked for and the owners decided to make the front lines people bear the burden. So what did I do? Blog on meaningless websites as a cathartic avenue? No! I walked off the job. They lasted another 4 months after my departure. I even stole their two biggest clients, which slightly contributed to their downfall. And you wanna know the ass kicker? After ownership re-invented themselves in the form of another business w/ in the same industry, they called me on my new job, wanting me to manage their branch. Of course, they couldn't match my price tag. And I'm not saying this shit with puffy-chest bravado. I'm saying it so anyone who is in an unbearable employment situation can look at that as motivation.

Couldn't match your price tag? What are you, fucking priceless!!! You're not a fucking diamond,your a human being. You work like the rest of us and get on with it, no matter how much you get paid

My writings are heavily metaphorically laden and not easily grasped by less opposing intelect. Pricetag means salary, jackass! As in, they couldn't pay me more that what I was making at my current employment situaution.

Um... hey, dumbass! ronalgreenio got the metaphor. It was you who didn't get the point. And it's clear that you aren't the sharpest knife in the cutlrey set. It is so entertaining watching you make such an ass of yourself. It's really funny. You have to be a fake. Nobody could be so assinine. Thanks for the act. It's highly amusing. Ever consider acting? You seem to have the improv thing down.

learn how to spell you dumb fuck!!!!

I am now QUITTING my job because my supervisors have changed to a lot that now utterly devalues me and my efforts. I have gone from being a valued employee to a hated employee, and all because of the
direct efforts of my supervisors to vilify me.

You see, I am a holdover from a prior management team. There has been an effort to "wipe out the old corporate culture," but they couldn't legitimately get rid of me because my work is "zero defects." So they defame me, spread lying rumors about me, and otherwise disrespect me. Upper management has actually taught supervisors and lower management to disrespect me. The attitude of disrespect has spread to the point where I can no longer work effectively and so I have elected an early retirement just to get away from them and the destruction. Be aware. Your managers and co-workers can and will turn on you if there is an advantage to them in doing so.

NDiesel doesn't have a clue. He or she will learn with time. They are young, inexperienced and callow.

Your a COMPLETE fucking idiot that I won't even dignify with a constructive comment.

He may say it harshly, but his point is to take responsibility for your own life and job. If you don't like it, find another one, start your own business, or do something about it. But pissing and moaning won't get you anywhere.

On the other hand, you probably dont' want to accept that your life is your responsibility. You'd rather whine and piss and moan and hope somehow that magically makes things better, or some magical force will hear you and fix it for you.

You're too much in denial to fix your life yourself, so you'd rather call the person who tells you to take responsibility for your life that he's an idiot. It means you don't have to face his point that it is up to you to make it better.

Log in, get a user ID. Give these people what they need. We can be the Dr. Phils of the American workforce and idiot by idiot unfuck our current situation. Thank you for getting it.

and then you get hit by a hurricane, or you fall down and break your back, or you get hit by an uninsured drunk driver. That's called life. And for some of us, we just have to suffer through this brief stint of time in Hell until we can save enough to make it through the job change transition.

You said "Frankly, as an employer I love it". Your blog wasn't clear whether you are an employee or an owner. You were unclear. Other people noticed it too and I wanted to cover all bases just in case.

At least the truth comes out. You hate your boss. That's honesty and now we are getting somewhere.

You are EXPENDABLE like anyone else. Your logic in the blog is totally flawed. Many, many people who are good at what they do get laid off. In my last job we had two layoffs. I survived both of them. I saw at least ten people who were WAY BETTER as employees than me get let go. How do you explain that smarty-pants?

Do you really think a corporation is going to open itself up to massive law suits by saying "NDIEZEL is better than Joe. Let's fire Joe"? I don't think so. I heard a rumor during the layoffs THEY WERE NOT MAKING ANY DISTINCTIONS!

So put that in your anti-worker pipe!

As for the 'You Owe Me' statement, that's not what I'm saying... I'm saying there is a BETTER WAY to to have a relation with employees. Companies are actually DOING it. I live 14 miles from a company that has a swimming pool for their employees.

After working hard and getting stressed they can relax a take a swim after work. They didn't say 'we want a pool'. The founders thought it was a nice gesture. Nobody owes anyone anything. It's a NICE THING TO DO. Get it?

People who work in foriegn countries will get wise. They will say, "Look, at Hewlett-Packard in the USA, they have a resort on Cape Cod for their employees. We work for twelve hours with no breaks and get .10 cents an hour. Something is wrong". The internet will change many things.

HP used to have the resort. I don't know if they still have it. That was awhile ago.

HERE'S YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM: You want other people to be just like you. Your co-workers are just as competent as you. You are not smarter than them at all.They CHOOSE not to put out because the return is INDIFFERENCE. It won't matter.

When I am really excited about something I accomplished at my job, the owner doesn't even say a word. He thinks it's nothing. So much for putting out.

You crystallize the whole problem with the American work force when you make the positive strokes comment at the end here. Where you're confused is that your employer thanks you bimonthly with a wage you probably don't deserve. I’m not above reproach, my salary is a little bloated as well. But there you go, back to the egomaniacal "YOUOWEME" thing. Maybe the owner doesn’t share your enthusiasm because what you are getting really excited about accomplishing is a menial task in his eyes. And his/her perception is their reality. So it all goes back to this: QUIT! This is not cold war Russia. We are not in a communist society. Employment is a choice, not a right of passage. And as far as your HP comment, I'm confused where your loyalties lie. Do you really think that the answer is to bring in people who will work twice as hard for half the wage? When does that trickle down to the business sector? As far as your layoffs, where these employees above you, or even higher paid? Draw the lines, dummy. They may be better performers but are they the best for the company at that particular time? Just remember, it's all about the bottom line.

Here is the way I see it just because you canbe replaced does mean you should be treated like crap. And, if you are good and have done well forthe company what's wrong withsaying or wanting to be recogonized as such? I do not hing i am smarter than my co worker she thinks she is smarter than me becuase i trained her well. But now after 40 days she and my boss thins she should be promoted to supervisor. Talk about bigheaded. my is made because i unknowingly outed her whenI asked for a wekk deserved raise ( made the company big big bucks) I gave her her boss and director of human resource a rasi request in writing. ( she said she will see what she can do )
IN the letter iimentioned I had trained the new person and had kept up the pace of 4 people wiht out the benefit of a raise for two years. THi si just the facts mam I no amrter but feel it is okay to say what is true! and want to be acknowledged in a monetary fashion.

That's why the American worker has kicked the 5H1T out of the whole rest of the world's economy, right? Keep talking, I have almost enough of your personal testimony to prove you are a 5h1thead.

I'm a recruiter. So while I do have my bosses (my employer) I also hire/fire people in what I do, hence I am also an employer.

but this comment made me laugh.

This guy works for a recruitment agency as I see it - so hes just one of those dicks who take your details and then leave you be. Thats all. How can you take these people seriously?

I may have got this wrong but I ant be arsed reading the wank hes been coming out with - he thinks he's something special because he has people hanigng off every bullshit word he says about finding them a new job.

If I'm wrong then please excuse me - but I've never heard a biger load of bollocks in my life and Ive heard a LOT over the last couple of weeks.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do you mean you hire/fire people? You mean you look at resumes from clients who you are looking to place and pass them on to your boss to make a final decision? Come on man, you're a recruiter, you're a job salesman, not an executive. You're not even a manager for fucks sake.

Is the night shift manager at McDonalds the employer of all of the night shift employees? I think not, Einstein....

Thanks for the laugh, it made my week so much better. It's pathethic ass kissing patsys like yourself that make the workplace so much fun. For a mere pittance you will defend your "job" to the teeth. So, go make your boss some money, something tells me he's not giving you any more than his dick in your mouth.

I do not consider me hating my job a failure or a success. It does take maturity to continue to work at a place that you hate. I do not get why some people on this post continue to say "why why why why why why why why wa wa people stop complaining." If it bothers you so much, go to I love my peanut paying boss butt kissing job site.

The website is called "F**K This Job". Not a place to pick on your suffering co-workers.

I agree with you why would this guy visit this site if his job is sooooo fucking great, I thought I was going to relate to him as I feel that I am damn good at my job but no bastard recognises it, but then he goes on about how he is the bollox! Well I think the only thing he hates about his job is that he has to suck his bosses cock all day then go home and cook the dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cook the dinner? We all know who who wears the panties in that family.
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and if I were to be gay, I would hate that? What's the correlation here? WTF is the bollox? Is that like a fancylad word for "the shit"?

bollocks are testicles you in bred moron

Do all peole who hate there job s doing bad on them? this does make since and where did you get the correlation? I hate my job and I amdamngood and could probably be replaced BU tI still am good and I still hate my job. My boss is a snake and I have just trained a total mental case who talks 90n miles an hour to be a super visor or leader of any group or anything. I hate working there. But I am good at it brought my company from number 7 to number one virtually alone.
Mu boss is a back stabbing broad who ethics are very close satanor rather she can teach satana thing or two so could my new co-worker,. I am looking for another job. and still hate myjob!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's all, just WTF?

Way to go Lavascoop! He is totally 'full of himself'. Great reply.

that was good

C'mon Slinger!

Don't you know? Fuckface is a "successful businessman", come now...tell me you didn't know....oh man, he's the sort that cant wait to shove it down people's throats and up people's asses everywhere he goes, i bet his wife/girlfriend/gay partner suffers from his massive ego and want-to-win attitude, i mean, with an attitude like that, a simple dinner out on a Friday night would be a nightmare, 'cause "the waiter who served him doesn't cut it and can't do any other shit thats why hes fucking stuck at his shit job."

you know what i am talking about, it's not about what he does, its about how he does it.

"Men often mistake notoriety for fame"
so the saying goes, there are tyrants and there is nDiezel....

-Lavascoop

I just wanted to clarify that was what you said, for all those lawyers out there...

That's why my name is posted up there as well you fucking dim witted jackass.

you make me look like a mute.

OMG, this comment made me laugh, I am sure you were trying to tell NeWeasel somethin.

It's such a fucking classic, haha!

-Lavascoop

ANONYMOUS!!!!!!

There is a term popular amongst the urban sect that I let my conscious guide me to in times like these. It pertains to class equivalency vs. the day-to-day strife of the breadwinner. This social dynamic spreads vindictiveness amongst their common society. Its spiteful contempt has festered into a mantra tagged, “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.” As in, just ‘cause you gotta work your ass off for peanuts doesn’t mean I don’t have the inalienable right to sit on mine and get fat off your peanuts. It’s called the hierarchy of industry. You make my money, I spend your money. Get used to it. That is why we have social classes. Without my types, the brass ring would not exist. I guess by your measure we shouldn’t strife for anything. We would all be in our 2 room domiciles living on the dole, going to our jobs as stiffs with no future, no opportunity, no pricks like me to knock off their pedestal and cease a position that is rightly there’s. They tried that for a while. In the USSR. It’s called Communism. But China seems to be OK w/ it. Say, that begs the question: Why don’t you move to China, nancyboy? Talk about work ethic and honor! Those won't be looked at as courageous traits, they will be considered life skills. Like LITERRALY life skills.

FA-Q

That's clever: "FA-Q"

But please don't say it to anyone else. He's gone so I guess it's OK. I wouldn't want to be accused of censorship.

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I am here to verbally abuse finger-pointing wags that don't have the mental fortitude to except responsibility for their professional shortcomings.

C'MON X! Like a bad virus, you can suppress me but I can mutate and spawn.

I didn't see you for a while. I thought someone came back to your work with a gun and.....never mind.

especially after that stupid video you made me watch. Though Amy Sedaris is hot. No, Scarfo has been getting a lot of run. I like his overall theme though of course, so I gotta let him have his 15 minutes in my absense. I'm currently preparing my WMD to shut that stupid fucking sig sauer up and her faux fucking paramilitary collar-popping bravado bullshit. I know you're sick of it to but your too nice to admit it. So once again, the diezel must save the blogging community from the doldrums of someone's pathetic existence and remind them that just because they think their day to day world is worth putting in print does not give them carte blanche to bore us with story after story of THE SAME FUCKING SHIT, reworded and regurgetated. How uninteresting can you make driving a car around for a living seem? Read her drivel and you will find out. That's a little preview of my MOAB. So take shelter.

Just as I cordially leave the door open in an extended olive branch type fashion you go right back into passive-aggressive mode. SO, with that I have shelved my sig sauer project and have honed my sites in on the single-most feeble mind to ever oppose the diezel coalition: YOU! Hiroshima? The twin towers? Celine Dion’s “Titanic” song? Forget it! Those tragedies of human kind will pale to the scud I will be throwing down on you. So build your bunker, grow a weird disheveled beard, put your impersonators in their proper places, what have you. But whatever you do, take cover. This verbal heat seeker knows no mercy and will be manufactured for the sole purpose of destruction. You started it and the diezel will once again go full-reconnaissance and finish it. I almost feel a shred of empathy for you in a way. Godspeed brave soldier, Godspeed.