My boss is a cocksucker

So I'm sitting here the day before Thanksgiving because my boss is a cocksucker. First he tells me on Monday that he's not going to be here on Wednesday because he's going out of state to a funeral. So I tell my dad that he cam come pick me up to go to Virginia at anytime because my boss isn't going to be here. My dad tells me he's not going to come get me until Wednesday night. So I decide that I'll still come in just for a few hours and leave at 12 Noon.

Then the cocksucker boss tells me on Tuesday that he's not sure if he's going because of the "backlog of work." [Mind you-I hear him talking on the phone with family and friends, he comes in an hour late every day and takes 2-hour lunch breaks (probably to go home to jack off-he lives 7 minutes away). If there is a backlog, it's because he doesn't do shit!] Then Mr. Cocksucker tells me on Tuesday night that he'll definitely be in on Wednesday. I already told him I was going to come in anyway, but JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE (I get paid hourly).

So here it is on Wednesday. My dad is already here, based on me leaving work early. I tell my boss that he's here, and he's like "Oh-I don't know how long I'm going to need you today, so you can't leave early." I haven't done SHIT today. Whatever little bullshit I did could have DEFINITELY waited until Monday. He just kept throwing little minor bullshit on my desk that was truly unimportant just to keep me here.

Here's the juicy part-that cocksucker JUST LEFT!!! He told me I had to stay for an additional 1/2 hour, but he's fuckin gone!!! What kind of bullshit is that? How could he pull some shit like that knowing I haven't had my lunch, that my dad is here waiting for me, and that traffic is going to be more backed up than man living with his hot girlfriend but without sex for 3 years??? He keeps talking about not being able to keep dedicated employees, but I'm the only asshole that's still fuckin here. Bullshit. Bull fuckin shit.

He knows traffic is going to be bad and that it's been fuckin raining like crap. You think he'd let me go home, but nooooo, he keeps adding on excuses as to why he can't let me leave. Where he's going it's only a 3-hour drive. My trip is almost fuckin 7 hours! He knows this!!! But he can't let me leave? For what? I'M NOT FUCKIN DOING ANYTHING!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!

I truly, TRULY work for cocksuckers!!!


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Submitted by Mister X on Wed, 11/24/2004 - 21:10.

He doesn't care if you live or die it's that simple. He's a selfish cocksucker. Screw him, I am with you on this one.

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Submitted by work4cocksuckerz on Mon, 11/29/2004 - 16:50.

Thanks Mr. X. Hope you had a great Thanksgiving.

Monday morning-Mr. Cocksucker knows that I don't really have a voice because of a sore throat, yet he wants me to make telephone calls to update clients. I already sound like Kandi on 800-555-PORN, but he doesn't give a shit. He has a very bad habit of turning on the air conditioner...let's see how long it takes him to turn it on, knowing I'm coming down with something and can hardly speak already...

Haven't had breakfast and it's almost time for lunch. Let's see if he asks me to do a shitload of work before I go out, yet turns around and leaves for lunch himself.

Submitted by Jim (not verified) on Wed, 12/08/2004 - 01:00.

Many people at some point in their life will have a bad boss, usually a bully. The thing to do with a bully is not let him bother you. Just let it roll off your back. Don't get angry. Would you let a hyena bother you because he sounds like he's laughing at you? People like this are like hyenas. They can't help it; they have the wrong view of life. They need help.

It took me a while to learn this. I had a boss that never let a day pass without yelling or trying to belittle someone. He gave me tough tasks that he was incompetent to do himself, and then yelled when they weren't done on time (his time). But he never failed to call the employees stupid morons when he was better at something than they were.

I came close to punching him a couple times, but I finally learned--Don't let people with the wrong idea about life bother you!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Mister X on Wed, 12/08/2004 - 04:58.

It takes training yourself, but it can be done. I am achieving what you wrote. But the punishment I have gone through is huge!

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