fuck this job.com

i havent posted here in a while. its because i can make myself sick when i realize i'd be bitching about the same things as back in 20 fucking 03!

anyway, i found this on a local bulletin board. its very funny, and i hope it will put a smile on your face:

THANK YOU FOR DESTROYING MY OPTIMISM.

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Date: 2007-10-04, 11:35AM EDT

I worked for you.

I did your marketing, your office bitch work, and laughed at all your stupid company jokes. I was faking. I do NOT think the way your dog barks is funny. I also don't care what your kids did on your family vacation and I don't care about the random cousin you want to set me up with because he needs a "good girl" like me. Trust me, I'm not that nice or that good.

I have kept to myself in the short period of time that I have worked for this company, mainly because I don't like any of you and I find it increasingly difficult to crack a fake smile.

I am not difficult to get along with.
But spending 40 hours a week, 5 days a week, with people who I find dull, uninteresting and gossipy has taken it's toll on me.

The work is not difficult for me, infact, I am actually quite brilliant.
I am creative, motivated, and fun. However, you have sucked all the creativity out of me, you have stolen my motivation, and fun... to say the least, I am now boring. THANKS. THANKS A LOT.

Your company has destroyed my optimism so much that I have recently decided to leave the corporate-run field of marketing/writing/bitch work to persue other careers, go back to school AND WORK IN A HOSPITAL.

yes. that's right.

a hospital.

because I'm sure that ill patients on their death bed will be more pleasant to work with than you.

Thank you for outlining the rest of my life, assholes. Please take this as my official letter of resignation.