fuck this job.com

I am a nice person. Patient, no. But I am forgiving, easy to laugh, and easy to get along with. But these qualities that I know I possess are being challenged daily. I have never worked with someone like this. I guess I have been blessed in the co-worker department until now.

Here is what I want to do: go into work everyday, exchange some pleasantries with the other paralegal, and get on with doing what I do.

Here is what happens: I get a fucking reenactment of her night, and then the conversation she had with her boyfriend on her way into work, I get bombarded with ridiculous questions (such as: ""Why did ____ do _____?" I don't know! Why don't you ask them?!?!?!?), and then she just will try to start random conversations throughout the day when I am trying to meet my deadlines.

Nevermind that she constantly bitches about how she is never going to meet her goal for the day. Well, if you will shut your damn mouth and do some work, you will meet it everyday without a problem!!!! I have never worked with someone who is so lazy and ridiculous.

To that damn woman: I don't care about your Thanksgiving trip to Atlantis. Go. Go now. Go early, get your ass on the plane and have yourself a great time. Hell, get married and don't show your face in the place anymore. Also, to the list of things I don't give a damn about: your mortgage payments, your credit card debt, your ex-boyfriend, how rich your new boyfriend is, how your old job was, your new pimple, your new shoes, dancing with the goddamn stars, or the fascinating debate of whether or not you should be a teacher. Yes, you should be a teacher. I wish you well. Please, please, pretty please, just shut up or quit!