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Fat, hungry bitches

I hate, no detest the people I work with. I am in an office full of women, and yes I too am a female. It is awful working with this bunch of bitches!
They order lunch almost every single day, and NEVER ask me if I want anything. And after they are done inhaling their, pizza, subs, chinese take out, etc. they start bitching about how fat they are. Well, I am no expert or anything, but I am pretty sure eating take out every single day will make you gain weight. Last Friday I was starving and they all ordered out, never told me, granted I had my Ipod on because I had to drown out their assinine conversations. Anyways, lunch gets there and people have chicken wings, and pizza and steak subs and it smelled so good. And I was so hungry. And then I was so f'n pissed that they never asked me to get any. So, I went to Burger King. YUCK! Sorry, to those who like Burger King, but a whopper and fries was not comparing to what they were having. Of course I said something. I always say something when they do this, yet they NEVER ask me to order something. And then God forbidden I go out and bring something good back! I have to hear it all afternoon.
Today, traffic is backed up on the way in. I was a little late, no big deal. Well my other co worker, Sue was also late, so another one, Jean, decides to call Sue on her cell to make sure she was ok. I am sitting there thinking: what the hell, I could be laying in a ditch and you bitches would not even notice that I was late or not there. Oh wait they would notice, because then someone else would have to take over all my work, and although a trained circus monkey could do my job, these asses that I work with are not nearly intelligent as the circus monkeys. So, I sat at my desk all day, working my ass off. And no one even said one word to me today. No hello or anything.
I feel like I did something to them. I mean I can't help it that I am younger, prettier and smarter than them! I am joking! I don't think that is why they do not acknowledge my existence, even if it is true! :)
Ok deep breath... need a glass of wine, already had some chocolate.

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They probably don't like you
Submitted by Teenage_Lobotomy on Wed, 10/24/2007 - 00:39.

They probably don't like you because you are thinner, prettier and smarter than them. I work in a similar environment. They do exactly what you described to me. I honestly don't care, why would I want to be one of them? They're miserale and their jobs are their lives. Instead I keep to myself and they don't know anything about me. Its better that way, you don't want to get wrapped up in their bullshit because once the shit hits the fan you'll be free of that. Keep friends and work separate.

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I think you hit the nail on the head.
Submitted by wolfietherat on Wed, 10/24/2007 - 13:03.

They are envious bitches. I was in the same situation. It is not a nice place, I would just repeat to myself "I am here to do a job and get paid so I can live day to day."
What if you make it known to them when they get lunch that they didn't include you? Then one day soon after, offer to pick up lunch for them. If they skip you again, wait until a day they do not expect it and go out and get your own lunch, like on a really rainy day that nobody wants to go out, and sit there and eat. If they dare say anything, remind them of the times they leave you out.
Then again, this game could make you gain weight needlessly, take out is not good for you. Bring in a healthy lunch and let them wallow in their own fat.
Just keep smiling and be nice even though they do not deserve it. Don't let them see they get to you.

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Another thing they do
Submitted by wolfietherat on Fri, 10/26/2007 - 13:14.

At least at my work. They go all out for each others birthday, decorating the persons desk, baking a cake, cards all over the place, little announcements in the bathroom and of course lots of gifts. My birthday comes and goes without notice. I think it is kind of funny. To be fair though, I have to admit, I don't acknowledge their birthdays either.

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