fuck this job.com

I really thought I had seen the worse of things at my job--I thought I could just fade into the background and eventually fade out of this company, but I was very wrong.

My personal friend and coworker just figuratively shanked me on the job, and got my supervisor on board with her. They both attacked me about a minimal issue not worth spending time on, and accused me of painting our company in a bad light. It's not worth explaining the details, just trust me when I say, the non-situation was blown out of proportion by my coworker who is trying to look like an angel to the president because she now holds stock in the company. All of those details were revealed bit by bit and indirectly, but I know how to piece together a jigsaw puzzle you motherfuckers. Just more proof that I have been completely underestimated and corporately abused.

Anyway, so my coworker blows this shit out of proportion and takes her overly-dramatic OPINION to my supervisor, who then gets caught up in her exaggerated view, and they both enter my office with wide-eyed looks on their faces. I sense and attack and look up from my computer at their piercing stares. I listen with undue composure (I wanted to bust out a flamethrower), try to bring them round to my point of view (which is not skewed, biased, or exaggerated), but fail miserably. All at once, I felt like I was in a parallel dimension where everything I once knew to be right was completely wrong--up was down, left was right, etc. They were telling me that my view was wrong and that I should be concerned with this non-issue, and they couldn't understand why I wasn't. Which is funny because I really, truly felt exactly opposite from them because I'M NOT A LUNATIC, oh, and I'm not vying for the prez's attention. Fuck him and his stupid fucking company--fuck his huge paycheck and mail order bride that he had to get because no American woman in her right mind would ever take him. Also, fuck my coworker who is a two-faced bitch, and fuck my supervisor who needs to grow some balls and his own opinions. Fuck this shitty-ass, loosely defined, under-payed, and under-appreciated job. Everyone here can bite me and go to hell.

Looking real, real hard for that new job at a company that realizes the importance of a well-educated and ambitious marketing professional.