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Don't have minutes per day?
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Submitted by Teenage_Lobotomy on Sun, 02/03/2008 - 16:53.

go fuck yourself

Submitted by wageslaveZ on Sun, 02/03/2008 - 23:39.

Soon as our beloved Mr. X steps out as moderator, your stupid Ponzi-like ass starts sodomizing us with your endless pyramid scheming... I have the feeling you're our new moderator by proxy, or our new one is letting you have carte blanche over us because he isn't really taking the job that seriously. I'm seriously hoping your collection of junk bonds or distressed escrowed real estate or whatever the fuck you're selling takes you down into the Stone Age when the G.D.2 finally hits, I have a feeling it's when Bush invades Iran by March or China collects the pink slip by July... In the meantime, choke on a donkey cock, and leave us the fuck alone you rat fuck bastard!

Whew Here we go again, get up
A little somethin' for your earhole, get up
baring a part of my soul again, get up
Disturbed in the house, were droppin' plates

You said it couldn't be done
Told me that it's the kind of battle
That just couldn't be won, you know
You're too sick, too hard, too fucked in the head
You'll never make it, no, not in this lifetime
Well guess again my friend
Don't act suprised
We got the bass drum kick
That will blow out your eyes
Cause when you hear this shit
You'll get to steppin'
Gonna fight the war
And use my music as a weapon

You know I'm talkin' bout Recognition
You know I'm talkin' bout Vindication

Another goddamn slap in the face
Don't wanna give us a place
Are you afraid?

Well fear this,
Cause I'm breakin' through the walls of your nightmare
Wake up time to die
The way I'm livin' there is no compromising it
Better get ready for
Another suprise and it may leave a mark
Beacause I'm coming fast
Plantin' thoughts in your mind
And droppin' plates on your ass

(Chorus x3)
Well here I come again
I'm droppin' plates on your ass bitch!

Well here I come
I'm droppin' plates on your ass bitch
You never mind and you don't need this
Well here I come
I'm droppin plates on your ass bitch
You never mind and you don't need

Well on your mark, here we go again
Well never mind cause you're not number one
You're too hard and from the other side
I think it's time to bring it home again
Right to me

(Disturbed: Dropping Plates)

Submitted by DLW_RFS on Tue, 02/05/2008 - 02:52.

Don't miss this wonderful opportunity. We have made this available to fulfill your dreams of owning your own business without a high investment.

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Submitted by DLW_RFS on Wed, 02/06/2008 - 02:41.

The recession is here.

Are you protected?

Don't take chances on your J.O.B. being there when you need it most!

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Submitted by DLW_RFS on Sat, 02/09/2008 - 02:11.

If you want to get ahead, you have to eliminate words that begin with the letter ‘F’.

Cursing your boss won't get you very far; but, the F–words below are more lethal, destructive and devastating to you and your personal fulfillment.

These ugly four–letter words can hold you back if you don’t keep them in check.
* Fear
Replace ‘fear’ with ‘greet’. Greet challenges opposed to being afraid of them. A challenge is an opportunity to shine, grow, and demonstrate your greatness.

* Fail
If you never fail, you aren’t taking enough risks. Risk provides you with the ability to grow & stretch yourself. Lack growth and you stagnate, while others around you move ahead. Failing is really a step in succeeding. So replace ‘fail’ with ‘grow’.

* Fine
Fine, adequate, average, OK. Do you want to be described with these words? Replace the word ‘fine’ with ‘great’ and strive for greatness by leveraging strengths opposed to improving weaknesses. Don't settle for adequate.

The key to success is to eliminate these F-words from your vocabulary, mindset and actions.

If you read this far, than grant yourself 5 more minutes, because, here is your opportunity 'Greet' a challenge that will allow you to 'Grow' into your 'Greatness' ->->->
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Submitted by pakia on Thu, 02/14/2008 - 23:42.

DLW_RFS

Tell us your motivation for posting here. I suspect it less than genuous. And a little sad.