fuck this job.com

Here's a new record/low... A job that lasted ONE DAY before I QUIT it! I've been unemployed for six months, finally got a job that couldn't be worse than the last one I had and it paid more, but IT SUCKED ASS! I went from being a cancer sponge lab guy in a plating factory for $10.25/hr after two raises to a hilo driver for $11.65/hr at a 1st-Tier automotive supplier (rhymes with Faurecia) when I was promised a q.c. position. I made it ONE DAY before I dropped enough foam cores off the hilo, had inbred truck drivers that were an hour or more late, stupid jagoff staff that thought I was psychic I knew where ALL their product was in their gigantic plant along with all the backfill, and the long-ass 11 hour day because of the bullshit that I just said FUCK IT ALL! I left a message for the dickhead temp agency that gave me the nicotene smoke enema saying that I quit after I went and had about 5 whiskey sours and a double of Ketel One to forget that horse shit... >:( Then I had to apologize to the other headhunter at another temp agency (rhymes with erotek) that already offered me two machining positions, but I was too fucked in the head to take because I was too burnt out from trying to find a job!!! So here's a warning, if you're smarter than the average three-time college dropout, don't settle for the first mindless piece of shit job you're offered when you've had NUMEROUS other offers that would actually use your smarts so you could eventually afford to finish college, AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! Keep it evil.

I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm
I'm a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb
I am a world's forgotten boy
The one who searches and destroys
Honey gotta help me please
Somebody gotta save my soul
Baby detonate for me
Look out honey, 'cause I'm using technology
Ain't got time to make no apology
Soul radiation in the dead of night
Love in the middle of a fire fight
Honey gotta strike me blind
Somebody gotta save my soul
Baby penerate my mind
And I'm the world's forgotten boy
The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy
And honey I'm the world's forgotten boy
The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy
Forgotten boy, forgotten boy
Forgotten boy said hey forgotten boy

(Iggy Pop and the Stooges: Search and Destroy)