fuck this job.com

My boss’s passive aggressive remarks don’t bother me as much anymore because I’m talking to my old boss on Tuesday to see if I can go back to work for him again. I’ve learned a lot of skills in the last two years that I think will be of benefit to his business. I enjoyed working for him but the money wasn’t the greatest. However, I’ll take a lower salary for peace of mind any day. I live modestly and my partner makes almost six figures a year so we can afford this. In addition, we want to start a family in the next couple of years so a less stressful job will probably help my fertility. LOL.

Anyhow, my douche bag boss is obsessed with keeping this storage door closed beside my cubicle. I used to leave it open because it made my area seem a little bigger. He thinks it looks junkie. Personally, I don’t think people really give a shit. Anyways, I forgot to close it this morning and he got all mad. Do you know what the fucker said, “this is the third and last time I’ll ask you to close that door.” What the fuck does he think he’s going to do if I don’t? Ground me.

This asshole also told me that I shouldn’t wear a particular article of clothing because it had underlying connotations. I think he meant that it makes me look like a slut. I’ve always worn this article of clothing and never had a problem before. Trust me people, every woman wears this. I think the reason why he said this is because some sleaze ball from another department made an inappropriate remark while I was walking passed him. My boss was right there and he didn’t say anything. Instead of blaming the guy, he fucking tells me not to wear these articles of clothing. I was gonna go to HR with this but the fucker is all chummy with the directors. I don’t want to waste my time.

Do you think I’m overreacting?