Gave my two weeks notice

Told my douche bag boss that I accepted another position and that I'm giving my two weeks notice. He is under the impression that it's not enough time. He said it was unreasonable. Blah blah blah blah. He was such a dick. I suggested maybe we could work something out. He said to just hand-in my resignation letter. I went straight to HR and did so. I also told them he thinks two weeks isn't enough.

Kiss my ass fucker!

I'm going to remain professional until my last day, even if he's being a total dick. I'll be the bigger person. This is an internal job so I don't want to burn any bridges. I'm hoping he'll look like a clown.

Only because you're a manager, does not mean you're a professional.