Too Specialized

Is it me or does it seem as though the majority of decent positions, based on their descriptions, require a narrow list of hard skills (mostly technical)?

What's more, the companies posting these jobs seem completely inflexible about considering potentially qualified applicants who may not fit the exact job description.

Here's a clue: a good employee is one who has the ability to learn, and who may not necessarily fit inside some box made of industry jargon and buzzwords.


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Submitted by tarheelbuckeye on Mon, 04/14/2008 - 02:02.

Yes, I have experienced that myself, and it is unbelievable how anal some companies can be about that.

Submitted by wageslaveZ on Mon, 04/14/2008 - 02:54.

What astounds me is that these corporate HR fascists have the gall to demand an amount of education and experience that doesn't really reap the shitty pay for the position. I mean who in their right mind with ANY higher education or experience would work for 10 bucks an hour? We've bascially specialized ourselves into extinction in this country, no wonder the rest of the world is laughing at us... I mean an 80-140K education still makes an American half a retard compared to the average European or Asian. Shit, people should be LUCKY to go to college, let alone finish it and still not amount to an overeducated idiot. Maybe we should all just stay in college getting degrees on student loans until the national economy falls apart? Keep it evil.

Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more

I will not get all the pieces
I've been working for
Paper cups, minimum wage
Just walk on out the door
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
I will not get all the pieces
I've been working for
Paper cups, minimum wage
Just walk on out the door
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more

They'll have you in this factory
From now on for fifty years
All this time I see my woman
Drowning in her tears
I see a lot of people who
Got to have a piece of me
I'd give the shirt right off my back
If I had the nerve to say

Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
I will not get all the pieces
I've been working for
Paper cups, minimum wage
Just walk on out the door
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more

Let's all go use our sick leave up
And then we'll shoot some pool
Got brand new skinhead hair cuts
You think he's a fool
One of these days I'll blow my top
Or somebody's gonna pay
I'd hate to see the process
As you enter the factory and say

Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
I won't let that shit bother me
That I've been working for
Paper cups, minimum wage
Just walk on out the door
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more

Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here, ain't working here, ain't working here no more

(Dead Kennedys: Take this Job and Shove It)

Submitted by anticorporate on Tue, 04/15/2008 - 00:27.

No offense, but haven't you written about being unemployed for 7 months+, having drained all your savings? If so, how do you manage to still have an Internet connection, let alone a roof under which to type?

Again, no offense, but just wondering.

Submitted by wageslaveZ on Tue, 04/15/2008 - 00:53.

It keeps me in a manic depressive shame-spiral to no end, but I live with my mother. I know it's pathetic, but I'd be in a cardboard box if I didn't. The only reason I didn't go broke sooner is that I don't have credit card debt, a mortgage, children, a spouse, sky-high rent, and my only real source of debt is a Stafford loan from my aborted first attempt at the overpriced party school known as Michigan State University, which upon hindsight, I never should've spent a dime in. There's your answer. Keep it evil, think whatever the hell you want.

Angels on the sideline,
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused.

Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys,
Where there's one you're bound to divide it.
Right in two.

Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason.
And this is what they choose.
And this is what they choose...

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs,
They forge a blade,
And where there's one
they're bound to divide it,
Right in two.
Right in two.

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey.
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs.
They make a club.
And beat their brother, down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.

Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to live to light a heaven conscious of his fleeting time here.

Cut it all right in two [x4]

Fight over the clouds, over wind, over sky
Fight over life, over blood, over prayer,
overhead and light
Fight over love, over sun,
over another, Fight...

Angels on the sideline again.
Been soon long with patience and reason.
Angels on the sideline again
Wondering when this tug of war will end.

Cut it all right in two [x3]
RIGHT IN TWO!

Right in two...

(Tool: Right in Two)

Submitted by PennyOnTheDollar on Fri, 05/09/2008 - 19:33.

I read yer post and automatically I had to pop in the CD player "Trainspotting 2" You really should listen to it.. it is waht you've wrote..

Submitted by PennyOnTheDollar on Fri, 05/09/2008 - 19:33.

I read yer post and automatically I had to pop in the CD player "Trainspotting 2" You really should listen to it.. it is waht you've wrote..

Submitted by anticorporate on Wed, 04/16/2008 - 23:13.

A fellow Tool fan...nice to know.

We have a lot in common. Although I don't live with my parents, I do feel that should I lose my life-sucking "Office Space" type job, I would have no options.

It sucks...you obviously "get it" and are intelligent enough to be gainfully employed.

Ever go to the website indeed.com? If it were me and I lived in Michigan, I do believe I would move out that bitch asap. I've never met a happy or even content person from that state.

;)

Submitted by MrPlankton  on Fri, 04/18/2008 - 21:11.

Some companies make the requirements very specific so they can hire H1B's, if they see you are H1B, or here on a green card then many of the other requirments will melt away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi1R4iDx3Lg

Mr. Plankton

Submitted by anticorporate on Sat, 04/19/2008 - 01:28.

That makes sense, especially in my supposed line of work, which involves heavy data analysis and modeling. Just more evidence of the gradual fleecing of America.

Submitted by Bent II on Fri, 04/25/2008 - 01:30.

Wageslave my friend,

Your talents are so wasted.

You should be writing, in some form that gains you income. Now, listen, I know how idealistic and silly that sounds. I know the whole idea of making an income from any type of writing, no matter how insightful, creative and good it may be, is a total pie in the sky notion. If it wasn't, hell, you would already be doing it. But put my obvious naivety aside for just a moment.

And please don't mistake my understanding of the difference between your "stream of consciousness" writting here and any other formats. I know that this is different. And I know you would easily discern this and easily adapt to any format while retaining the "you" that is in any good writting.

Opportunities in this area are crazy limited and may end up being just another job hell (editing copy on a small local newspaper, if you're lucky, or writing about the return of the robins, or the local Shriners Club charity...etc). But you are so capable, and express yourself so succinctly.
This is an area you should at least think about, if you haven't already. Because if it even provides the bare minimum of existance, I suspect it would satisfy a small part of you.

How many HACKS are there out there actually making a comfortable living wage off their contributions to the literary world? Hell, I read my local newspaper some days and wonder how these people even got through college, never mind contrbuting to any publication, no matter how trivial.

Think about the people who actually gain airtime or more importantly, pagetime, simply because they forged a name for themselves. Even on-line Hack-O-Ramas like Paris Hilton. Jesus Christ. If these ignorant sycophants can grab a decent (plus) living off media, there has to be a place for intelligent, insightful people.

Call me idealistic, or stupid.

I have tuned in here at times soley to read your rants and lyric quotes, because, they are DEAD on. Easy reading, because they are so well written. Political affiliations and obvious solidarity aside. You write well. Period.

Think about it..........

(Don't bash me too hard for venturing forth with this)

Submitted by wageslaveZ on Fri, 04/25/2008 - 12:12.

You're probably the 10th person who mentioned writing for a living. I've also been told that I'm so dramatic I should act or do comedy. The former I don't do because readership in Michigan newspapers is steadily declining with our collective brainpower in this state and the latter two I don't do because of chokey stage fright and my terrible short-term memory. Plus all three options REQUIRE a college degree like a high school diploma just to be considered or legitimized as a human being like all other things and I'm not interested in doubling, let alone tripling my already heavy student loan debt along with working just to barely pay bills anytime soon. Sorry to be so cynical, its just my nature. If anything could've worked for me, it would've panned out by now, thus I think I deserve to suck at life... Keep it evil...

"That's the American Way, everyone loves you when you're a fetus, but after you're born you're on your own."
-George Carlin-

Submitted by anticorporate on Sat, 04/26/2008 - 00:15.

Again, the hellhole that is Michigan is mentioned. I wholeheartedly agree with Bent II's post, but it seems that in order to achieve anything, you'd need to move to another state.

I know relocating is easier said than done, but if you're under say, 45 years old, I think it would be worth it. Doesn't seem like there would be much to lose.

Submitted by Bent II on Sun, 04/27/2008 - 04:48.

Being cynical is part of what makes you who you are. Don't ever lose that. It is a big part of why you express yourself so well. And that Carlin quote is funny. And could be pretty much true. However, the one thing I have to disagree with you on....legitimizing yourself as a human being. YOU are the only one who can legitimize yourself as a human being. I have learned that through experience.

You cannot rely on anyone else to do that or you will be waiting a very long time. I know, I waited a lot of years before I twigged to the way it all works. No number of certificates hanging on the wall can do that. And, no, I'm not going to launch into a Tony Robbins diatribe here, because it would be useless, and because I HATE Tony Robbins and would like to pry his perfect white teeth out one by one. I just know this from the school of hard knocks and first hand, long time experience. And it DOES make a difference.

No matter how the chips fall and what crappy shit befalls you, you will always have yourself and your self worth and your scathingly sly sense of humour to fall back on, IF you allow yourself that luxury. And you have to. You DESERVE to have that. Give it to yourself. No one can steal that. It won't pay the bills or change the crappy economic shit in Michigan, but it will go a long way to making you feel better about surviving it. And you will.

I know we have to take into account reality (unfortunately) and you can be totally legitimized and empowered in your own mind, (which is the ony place it matters) and still not be able to afford to live. That sucks. Basically there isn't much that doesn't suck in one way or another. Finding a way to thrive in the suckage is the trick.

Of course you're dramatic! It would be sad if you weren't. Thats a good thing. It's you. If you didn't express it, your head would implode. It's how you think and how you operate. It's all part of the big picture. Acting and comedy do not require a college degree. There is a long, long list of successful people in all fields who never even bothered to graduate from high school, myself included, although I'm not so sure about the success part for myself. People who went on to build empires.

I don't even know where I'm going with this........just tryng to tell you to hang on I suppose. Hang on and keep doing what you do best. Surviving. Thriving in one way or another. Keep expressing yourself, because for you, I think this is crucial.

Well it's good to know that you'll be okay
I've been waiting for this
And I'll be there to sit
While you pray no one's blaming me
I'm not supposed to wait
When they open up your heart...

I have been good
I understood
Like a machine they'll fix you from the start
I'm in repair
The life that we share
I know that I'll be lost in
But we're always in repair

Lock the door, lock the door
And it's good to know that you'll drive away
From this car crash nightmare
And I'll be there to help you again
There's no danger
We're just killing time again
When they order up new parts

I have been good
I understood
Like a machine they'll fix you from the start
I'm in repair
The life that we share
I know that I'll be lost in
But we're always in repair

Take this time to figure it out
Know the wire, the fuse, the things that you doubt
The wheels, the air, the metal, the mouth
Something, something, something
I have been good
I understood
Like a machine they'll fix you from the start
I'm in repair
The life that we share
I know that I'll be lost in
But we're always in repair

Take this time to figure it out
The wire, the fuse, the things that you doubt
The wheels, the air, the metal, the mouth
Something, something, something

IN REPAIR
Our Lady Peace
"Spriitual Machines"

Submitted by wageslaveZ on Sun, 04/27/2008 - 15:30.

When you put it that way, you make a great deal of sense. Why the hell aren't we ghost-writing for no-talent assclowns or talk-show hosts for a profit with this gold? Here's some possibly good news, my record-length unemployment makes me eligible for the next round of No Worker Left Behind benifits in my third-world pseudo-state, only took 4 months. Now all I have to do is feed all my financial, educational, and government paperwork to a caseworker on Friday to hopefully close the deal. Then I'm hoping I can just go to school full time on Governor she-bitch Granholm's dime till I have an associate's degree that's worth it's weight and start climbing the life ladder one and for all. Meanwhile all those union apprenticeships I've applied to have just milked me for testing fees and blew smoke up my ass after actually making it to their interviews. Something tells me the labor reports are equal amounts horse shit and hot air. None of those tradespeople will ever retire and they're not bothering to replace the people that actually do. I just wanted to do valuable work for a good living, maybe get licensed in a trade or two, and skip this sinking, burning economic oiltanker I'm stuck living in. I mean they don't call them international brotherhoods for nothing... You make journeyman and become licensed, you can skip your state, let alone a continent from what I've read about the trades, just as long as you meet all the creds for the job. Keep it evil.

Submitted by wageslaveZ on Sun, 04/27/2008 - 15:31.

When you put it that way, you make a great deal of sense. Why the hell aren't we ghost-writing for no-talent assclowns or talk-show hosts for a profit with this gold? Here's some possibly good news, my record-length unemployment makes me eligible for the next round of No Worker Left Behind benifits in my third-world pseudo-state, only took 4 months. Now all I have to do is feed all my financial, educational, and government paperwork to a caseworker on Friday to hopefully close the deal. Then I'm hoping I can just go to school full time on Governor she-bitch Granholm's dime till I have an associate's degree that's worth it's weight and start climbing the life ladder one and for all. Meanwhile all those union apprenticeships I've applied to have just milked me for testing fees and blew smoke up my ass after actually making it to their interviews. Something tells me the labor reports are equal amounts horse shit and hot air. None of those tradespeople will ever retire and they're not bothering to replace the people that actually do. I just wanted to do valuable work for a good living, maybe get licensed in a trade or two, and skip this sinking, burning economic oiltanker I'm stuck living in. I mean they don't call them international brotherhoods for nothing... You make journeyman and become licensed, you can skip your state, let alone a continent from what I've read about the trades, just as long as you meet all the creds for the job. Keep it evil.

Submitted by Bent II on Fri, 05/02/2008 - 02:45.

With the upcoming mass retirement of the Boomers (LOL, kinda sounds like Lemmings) they say there will be huge gaps in skilled trades and skilled labour. This is a prediction I have seen for a couple of years. I'm skeptical, but now thinking there is some light at the end of the tunnel for up and coming workers who have spent time and money to qualify themselves.

Boomers have a very tenacious grip and can hang on like grim death or a sucking limpet. So, I'll believe it when I see it. No offense to Boomers, I may be in the very demographic I slag, born in '61. So no offense, I am a tail ender. Just can't relate. Dennis Hopper shilling investment fund companies....please..God give me strength. The stench of Sell Out has been hanging in the air for a couple of decades at least and it is getting stronger by the year.

But common sense says...God Damn, they have to retire at some point! Let go their death grip on all the plums and go fucking play some bingo already. They should enjoy it, because when we retire, we will most likely be eating Dog Chow in a cardboard box under a fucking overpass. And what of the generation right after ours??? The boomers will likely be the last generation to have any retirement security. They should thank Almighty God for this and make space for younger generations. Enjoy all the wealth you have been privilaged enough to have hoarded away. The next generation doesn't even have a hope of doing this.

When I am ready to get out, I will go, and I hope that someone younger can step in and benefit, do my job, profit from it, gain from it, build a future from it. I don't plan to seat sit until I can't chew my own damn food. I'll go. And I'll probably be doing a soft shoe on my way out the fucking door. That is how it should be.

Amen. Wheres the Tylenol.

Swan Song- for Dennis Hopper et al

Too many problems
Oh why am I here
I don't need to be me
'Cos you're all too clear
And I can see
There's something wrong with you
But what do you expect me to do?
At least I gotta know what I wanna be
Don't come to me if you need pity
Are you lonely you got no one
You get your body in suspension
That's no problem, problem
Problem, the problem is you

Eat your heart out on a plastic tray
You don't do what you want
Then you'll fade away
You won't find me working
Nine to five
It's too much fun a being alive
I'm using my feet for my human machine
You won't find me living for the screen
Are you lonely all your needs catered
You got your brains dehydrated

Problem, problem
Problem, the problem is you
What you gonna do

Problem, problem

Problem, problem
Problem, the problem is you
What you gonna do with your problem
The problem is you
Problem

In a death trip I ain't automatic
You won't find me just staying static
Don't give me any orders
For people like me
There is no order

Bet you thought you had it all worked out
Bet you thought you knew what I was about
Bet you thought you'd solved all your problems
But you are the problem

Problem, problem
Problem, the problem is you
What you gonna do with your problem
I'll leave it to you
Problem, the problem is you
You got a problem
What you gonna do

They know a doctor
Gonna take you away
They take you away
And throw away the key
They don't want you
And they don't want me
You got a problem
The problem is you
Problem, what you gonna do
Problem, I'll leave it back, I have a
Problem, you got a problem

Problem, problem,
Problem, problem,
Problem, problem,
Problem, problem,
Problem, problem,
Problem, problem,
Problem, problem,
Problem

Problem, problem,
Problem

Sex Pistols
Never Mind The Bollocks

Submitted by PennyOnTheDollar on Fri, 05/09/2008 - 13:26.

I am a child of the "Love Generation" I went to the World's Fair and saw the cars of the future. I had the electronic eye and ear for a babysitter. I have more useless knowledge in my head than most. I wasted my youth in downtown club bathrooms throwing away my disposable income in little packets of foil and plastic. I gave up the dream of my parents utopia and embraced the idea of socialism and wearing the big red A. I woke up one morning and 20 years had come and gone-still working, still struggling. No disposable income-No money to invest-my insurance needs have seen to that, no extras to waste on stocks and bonds and the hope for an easy future-I know I will work until I have a massive heart attack or drop dead from a cancer brought on by stress. I live frugal but somehow still beyond my needs. I rent because I can't afford a mortgage-but each year the rent goes up and the service becomes less. Guess I'll be seeing a few 'friends' under that fucking underpass-hopefully we won't be all selfish pricks that won't share our dogfood because we're too fucking hungry to care. Dennis Hopper is a sell out. Though I think I'll really know the apocalypse is apon us when they get lil' Johnny Rotten (who's now a member of the US GOP) to do the investment commercials!!