My boss is a liar and a slut and now a THIEF!

My boss is a liar, aren't they all? She lies to all of her co-workers and all of our employees and clients. She gets caught in them all the time but nobody seems to notice since she always has a seemingly reasonable excuse.

My boss is a slut. Everyone in town knows this. She uses our office space to get it on with random dudes on the weekends because she has kids at home and can't take them there. She keeps an inflatable mattress and sleeping bag in the supply closet. She actually had the nerve to ask me to clean up the spilled candle wax off the carpet in her office one Monday morning.

My boss is a thief. She inflates her expense reports and spends all of the office petty cash on herself and steals time from the company. To top it all off, the bitch had the nerve to steal MY toothpaste off of MY shelf in the employee bathroom. I guess you need to have clean teeth the lie to people through...


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Submitted by wageslaveZ on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 18:58.

When I used to work for a local Michigan pet supply chain, I had a dirty manager as well. The stupid son of a bitch used to cut my hours more and more even though I was the best hourly worker he had and always gave him my college schedule in advance. Yet he continued to fuck me over in so many ways until I exploded on the job and he fired me, which couldn't have been avoided at that point because I was being OVERMEDICATED for depression and having to drop out of Wayne State because they just told me it would take seven years to get a fucking four year degree and I was already working poor approaching broke... The stupid asshole lied about graduating from college, if his monkey ass had a B.S. in business from U of M Dearborn like he lied about, then why was he managing the same shitty retail store for like 13 years? I found out from the only assistant manager I didn't want to strangle that he dropped out of college when he knocked up his fat bitch of a wife and begged his way into management when he was in his twenties. I also found from the same source that he treated the petty cash like it was his emergency mortgage fund, I guess he stole because his fat wife never worked and she shit out three kids by the time I was canned. Seeing as the average manager makes at most $35k/yr, he had to steal to not be in huge debt. The only reason the elephant-riding spoiled richboy owner didn't ever fire him was that he owned like 5 of those stores in the tri-county area along with half the businesses his vagina-chinned daddy handed him, so he didn't care as long as he got most of the pie and the stupid manager was putting like 10 percent of what he stole back in the safe or was good at cooking the books. It's toxic fucking management like this that make retail a fate worse than death in my POV... Goddamit I hate realizing that I wasted 2 1/2 fucking years in that shithole when I could've walked into a job that paid twice as much before the economy really went in the shitter... >:( FUCK RETAIL!!!

Come inside and be afraid
of this impressive mess I've made
If you take a look now you will find
I have thrown away my prize
Done away with paradise
See what's going on inside my mind
Please let me out
Please let me out
Please let me

(Chorus)
Branded like an animal
I can still feel them burning in my mind
I do believe that you made your message clear
(I think I'm losin' my mind, I think I'm losin' my)
Tell the meaningless everything I know and I feel
Leaving me with images I know are not real
Are those words of condemnation that I hear
(I think I'm losin' my mind, I think I'm losin' my)

Come inside now I implore
Do you think you can restore
The crucial pieces missing from my brain
What seems to be the matter dear
Why do you cry and shake with fear
I've only had the best of me insane
Please let me out
Please let me out
Please let me

(Chorus )

Don't know how much I can take
Secret thoughts inside me break
Pray God I've lost what was within me
That was sweet insanity

(Repeat twice)

Now I try again to find
The thing that was my mind
Behold the other side
Cause then I've lost my mind
Try again to find
The thing that was my mind
The only other side
To tear!
I've lost my mind!(repeated multiple times)

(Disturbed: Perfect Insanity)