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My job used to be great. I ran the IT section of the business, unquestioned. I ran it, and it ran good. Near perfect. No downtimes... no nothin. I'm like a god of the technology world.

Then the President wants me to do shit regarding business practices. WTF. I'm not a business man... I'm a techie. assholes.

So now I got to find a new job, one that will treat me for what I am... the best fuckin IT guy on the face of the planet.

So I'm sick. My whole fucking family is sick. I take off 3 days because of being sick. Big whoop, I can do most of my work from home anyways. So I get back to work today, and everything is fine. I'm medicated, I still feel like shit, some of the coworkers come up and ask me how i'm doing, bla bla bla.

then my HR person comes in my office... she wants to warn me that the VP is bitching about how I've take off too many Mondays. I can get where she's coming from... I'm 22, maybe some delinquents take off Monday because theyre hungover...

Here's a new record/low... A job that lasted ONE DAY before I QUIT it! I've been unemployed for six months, finally got a job that couldn't be worse than the last one I had and it paid more, but IT SUCKED ASS!

Ok here we go. our dumb as 24 year old 2nd shift team(who i helped train, and can't get a promotion cuz i don't kiss ass)is coming to first shift on a new business plan proposal. he is the best friend of my coordinators husband, and is also friends with the manager of our department. the manager,the coordinator and the team leader(dick head)are all in on this little scheme. here is the kicker which is FUCKED UP. when this little plan comes down the team leader i work for now is going to be moved to another area and will have no say over what her current associates do. ok this condescending prick has a hit list i have heard and plans to get rid of as many 1st shift people as possible. the manager has already been told if the dick head comes to 1st that there will be 3 or 5 people sign out and transfer back to the lines, i am ready to be fired because i am not going to put up with his smart ass mouth and attitude. i figure he and i make it about 30 min at most the first day. i am not a morning person and don't like to be fucked with first thing in the morning and i know he will start fucking with me and it will go from there. see he is a yes man and does what he is told. i do my job get a paycheck and go home. he sucks dick, swallows and asks for more. nobody outside his little work group likes him. he is a literal walking talking dick with ears. hes the company joke cuz he knocks up the company whore and is now stuck for 18 years paying child support cuz he fucked an ugly as bulldog looking bitch. i literally hate his fucking guts. this is the stupid shit i have to deal with not to mention that the company i work for is too cheap to promote me. i am the one in my department who you can depend on and i can go to any job at any time and get you caught up. i see their point, why pay me when i am doing it for free. my coordinator is such a glory hound ass shaker. she is in the front office and does not have a clue wtf is going on in the back of the plant. i am responsible for 15 million dollars of product a week or more and i don't warrant a raise. well here is my little plan. one of our suppliers pays shit loads for people like me who like to leave where i'm at and come to work for them so i may tell the current company to fuck a goat and leave for a better job....i can only hope.

Hello all...

What a great site. I can vent without killing anybody or anything.

So this whole Christmas bullshit is a total scam. The whole shopping and spending and bullshit advertising..... bla bla bla...I hear this shit daily on the fucking radio(which I almost don't listen do) and on the goddam TV(which I barely watch any more). Tons of fucking propaganda about buying all the useless shit(from china mostly). I don't know who to blame.

Speaking of jobs..... I work in manufacturing, sort of. The other people thought we should get the boss a gift certificate or something for this fucking christmas shit, and they decided $20 each we chip in.....(a few people). What the fuck? My boss makes probably 5X what I make, he makes money off me all fucking year, in fact I produce each day at least 5X(sometimes 10X) what I get paid and now we are supposed to get him shit? I don't get it. He should get us shit for making him fucking rich all year. This is total goddam bullshit. But what am I to do? Say no? I won't give the money because I don't feel like it? I don't make that much as is and now this shit. Fuck. I don't even spend this much for people I know. Another thing is, I'm now doing a shit job that I was not even hired for, just because the boss won't hire anybody else to fucking do it.. what the fuck? They hire you for one thing and make you do another almost totally unrelated? I'm pissed off. Feel like telling the boss to go fuck himself and do the bullshit boring ass job himself if he won't hire anybody. Unfortunately, monthly bills just don't go away and I have yet to hit the 6 winning numbers, so the sad fucking saga continues. I'm fucking stuck and I can't get out. You tell me go to school, learn something. I'll tell you I've been there and school won't do you shit. The only time school will do you shit is if you go to one of say top 5 or top 10 schools in the country and get to know the right people. Having skills these days doesn't mean you will get anywhere. You say start your own business. I say bullshit. Most business startups fail(90%) in the first year because of financial difficulties(read: the dumb ass that starts the business overestimates his revenues and profits and does not plan for the worse). To start any business I would right now need probably 3-4 years worth of my monthly bills and 2-3 years of daily operating costs of the business(assume business won't make revenue and profits at all). That way you are prepared if the business fails prematurely because of poor planning or other issues. So lets say I would need about $120K for bills and another $120K to get the business going, or roughly $250K, and I'm still not guaranteed that the business will succeed despite best efforts.

I found this lovely website by yahooing 'i hate my job' in a blind rage.

Thank you so much for this and everyone who posts. it sure as shit makes it easier, easier to cope with my ratshit job knowing other fellow NORMAL human beings exist in the same pit of despair as I drown in in a daily basis. Here's an idea, we at the fuckmyjob.com forum should organize a fuckmyjob.com luncheon only here there would be no earth shattering silence that so often accompanies the luncheons our jobs offer.

SO here's my vent. I am 18, in high school, and work 6 and a half hours after school. I liked the job at first and everyone liked me. I was pretty naive I guess. Or stupid. Or both. But quickly things went to shit and beyond.

I traded my last shitty job thinking this would be a lot better. However, my 2 co-workers in my department are a bunch of heartless bitches! One never opens her mouth to even talk about the weather, and the other just talks shit on everyone all day long! I can't imagine what she says about me behind my back.

One, who talks shit all the time is always spying on me. It is her life mission to get me in trouble: when she sees something I'm doing that is questionable, she will automatically accuse me of doing something personal on company time. Which, by the way, I will never give anyone a reason to fire me. I'm always punctual, poised, and do my work thoroughly.

i swear, i have heard more lies from management than i care to elaborate on. it does not matter what we do or say we are screwed. if we speak up and say we do not agree they find a way to get rid of you. if you are a multi-talented employee you get shit on all the time. our second shift dept supervisor is a 24 yr old prick. he is constantly stirring up shit with day shift and i wish he would just go away. we have people in our department who want to do nothing more than spread gossip and bitch and whine. i try and stay neutral and still get drug into the middle of it. wtf, i just want to do my job get my check and go home.

Well, I'm in perfect shape to have NO BENEFITS till God knows when. The tox-screen came back negative on everything and got my teeth cleaned at the 11th hour before the benefits went kaput on the 1st. Guess I'm good for 6-12 months for health care, but knowing my luck I'll have one nut turn into a malignant death tumor on October 2nd. Time to go hit up this decent plating shop in Troy my supplier told me about, seeing as that goddamned Local 58 still won't give me an answer... >: Keep it evil...

Nothing seem to kill me no matter how hard I try
Nothing is closing my eyes
Nothing can beat me down for your pain or delight

FOUR YEARS AND NO PROMOTION, YEAH WUT A LOP OF SHIT. I HAVE HEARD IT ALL AS TO WHY NO PROMOTION. HERE WE GO... BAD ATTITUDE, THEY ARE NOT PROMOTING RIGHT NOW. I HAVE NOT DONE MY JOB LONG ENOUGH, WE NEED YOU TO CREATE A RESUME SO WE KNOW WHAT YOU DO(SO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO..HOLLY HELL, I MAKE THIS PLACE RUN YOU TWO BIT RETARD DUMB ASS MORON ASSHOLE, FUZZZZZZ Q).....OK HERE IS MY REPLY...........
KISS MY MUTHER FUCKING ASS YOU BUNCH OF DICK WEEDS. HOW DARE YOU TREAT ME LIKE A 3 YEAR OLD. KISS MY ASS. I BUST ASS DAY IN AND DAY OUT. MANAGEMENT IS SO BLIND TO THE RETARDS RUNNING THE DEPARTMENT THEY CAN'T SEE THE FORREST FOR THE TREES. WELL WHEN YOU TRAIN MOST OF THE PEOPLE ABOVE YOU AND YOU ARE TOLD YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED FOR A PROMOTION I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT. ALSO, EMPLOYEES STEALING THE COMPANY BLIND AND NOTHING GETS SAID. MIDDLE MANAGEMENT OUT SIDE SMOKING DAY IN AND DAY OUT AND NOTHING GETS SAID WHILE I TAKE MY BREAKS ON TIME AND SOMETIMES DON'T TAKE A BREAK. I CAN DO ANY JOB IN THE DEPARTMENT. I FIX PROBLEMS NOT IN MY JOB DESCRIPTION. I DEAL ONE ON ONE WITH BIG CLIENTS. I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK.

Been unemployed for about 4 days now. So glad I had money in the bank this time. In fact, I've justified going down to the Wayne State campus in the dirty D because I missed my old friends who still go there and hang around the student union. It's nice to have people you haven't seen for like a year remember your name and actually ask how you've been, not to mention playing video games all day, getting some exercise, and some fresh air that made leaving the death factory worth it. :) The price, ten bucks to renew my college ID because I'm still in the system, so now people won't think I'm some perv or drifter that doesn't belong there, not like I dress like one, but I just like looking like I belong somewhere. In fact, that was the best photo I've taken in YEARS! Last thing I need to do is go to the dentist one more time and pick up my blood tox-screen results before my insurance disappears at 12:00 A.M. October, 1st... Guess I'll finish my "vacation" around Wayne State the rest of this week, see the dentist on Saturday, and pick up the bloodwork on Monday. Consider it one more dose of ass sandwich and teabagging to my ex-employer for treating me like a fucking indentured servant. Keep it evil!

Well sir, my two weeks were up on Friday, I'm a free man. My asshole upper management didn't even tell me to not let the door hit me on the ass on the way out and they already have some new monkey off the street lined up for Tuesday, fuck them all, not my problem anymore. Fuck Deetard in his ass, I let him have it but good before I left. Fuck that old man and his incessant bitchery. Fuck all those carneys out on the floor. I've got all the numbers of the actual friends I made in Satan's paint-covered rectum. Speak of the devil, a good friend of mine who happened to be college-educated and stuck running a paint line for chump change gave me one hell of a going away present. This guy rendered my portrait in pastels. I have it framed on my wall. Wish all my license and college ID photos were that flattering. :) The only guy who acted like I was worth anything was once my enemy. I'll call him J.S. At first he was a dick, but I just learned way too late that he was just pissed at how Krabby left my department looking like a garbage dump. After the cleanup, he changed his tune and told me, "I'm sick of seeing you bust your nuts." Too bad he wasn't in a position to make me a counter-offer. He did say, "Hurry back. You call me on Wednesday, I'll have you back in on Thursday, no re-temp period." I shook his hand and told him I had him on speed-dial, not before I told him that I just felt like a smart square peg in a retarded carney round hole. Interesting note, my paint supplier offered me a job over in one of his company's facilities in Troy, think I'll add that to my roster of 12 prospects. I confirmed with the HR troll before I left that my health and dental will last till October 1st, thank you pre-paid Jebus. I'll stick that fucking company with the cost of another dental cleaning and checkup and pick up my blood panel results from the gen-prac before I'm American # 52,000,001 without health insurance. My measly 401K will just get rolled into my credit union for now. In the meantime, I'll see if it's worth 40K in student loans to go back to a real college and tell Baker to shove their overpriced clown paper up their ass. All else fails, I'll just work two shit jobs, at least it'll combine to more than I made at the shitty plating factory. I just hate how hard work doesn't amount to shit in this fucked up world any more... It's all about being super-rich and keeping everyone else down and telling them that's the way it is, love it... Stupid fucking depression. Keep it evil.

I finally snapped. I went to my asshole engineer and put in my two-weeks' notice because I'm sick of that shithole factory and got tired of waiting for the Local 58 to call back about my apprenticeship status. Guess what his bitch ass told me? "You do realise you'll have to put up with this crap wherever you go..." My response after telling him that I've been literally burping up swamp gas from stress and carrying an entire department for a year, "Guess what, my next employer will be a better fit." My only problem, I don't have anyone lined up! Oh well, those fuckers can go find some white trash carney or ghettophile dropout off the street to replace me, I was a fluke to that company anyway. At least the next job won't pay me some bullshit incentive. Take away a 1/3 of my pay for being 1 minute late! THAT SHOULD BE FUCKING ILLEGAL, DOCK ME FOR FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES LIKE ANY OTHER LEGITIMATE COMPANY AND PAY ME ONE RATE YOU FUCKING TWATS!!! Not that I'm late that often, like once every 90 days tops, it's just the prinicple of the mother-fucker... Time to get on my knees to a certain degree and beg all the other plating and stamping shops around here for a new job. At least I'll get a change of scenery for a while... Plus those fuckers took enough money out of my pay to prepay a month of health insurance. Speak of the devil, I talked my doctor into referring me for some bloodwork to see if that ass job is literally killing me, I'll find out on Tuesday. Wish me luck everybody, at least I'll get to be miserable somewhere else by September 7th. FUCK CURTIS METAL FINISHING COMPANY, YOU WISH YOU WERE GODDAMNED DUPONT OR PITTSBURGH PAINT GROUP YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT! YEAH I SAID YOUR NAME, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? FIRE ME?!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAHHH!!! Tell it to Mr. Brainface you trick motherfucking hater bitches!!! Just be glad I could never afford that .45 built for rapid-fire competitive pistol shooting with the fifteen round clips I've had my eye on... >:(

What a weird 2 1/2 weeks since I got back from vacation... My big, fat, hillbilly supervisor with the broken hip that he's been walking on for nine years had one bad habit that caught up with him. He used the gogo action electric hilo like a golf cart to truck his fat ass around to do God knows what and he hangs his lame left leg off the side. Now bear in mind that this is a Dickensian workshop with about 6 dumbshit hilo jockies in my department flying around trucking 1000's of pounds of parts at breakneck speed all day long. So idiot supervisor leaving his ankle hanging out + hilo jockey utility guy I call "Mongo" tearing ass by him a little too close = SNAP! So Krabby as I call my supervisor is numb to pain from walking on the broken hip just brushes it off and lumbers back to the lab, then his ankle gives out from under him and two of his supervisors see this and tell his fat monkey ass to go to the freaking hospital. I hear from another supervisor that his X-Rays revealed not only did the impact shatter the part of the femur that joins the ankle, but also a handful of the many foot bones at the joint. So Krabby is gonna be gone for 9-12 weeks of rehab on 80% of his bloated salary since it happened at work. And if he's too stupid to tell the doctor to fix the hip along with his ankle, maybe his wife will insist upon it to the surgeon while he's knocked out. Then I'm all paranoid without him not being there because his boss "J.S." is kind of a dick at times is forcing me to clean out all the hot mess and garbage that Krabby ignored for the better part of a decade. Long story short, I spent the better part of a week shortening my life and altering my DNA for the worse cleaning many filthy paint vats and doing other shit work. This is going on while Dee-Dee-Dee is still fucking off hardcore and collecting a paycheck while trying to give me a stroke. Then today was really fucked up. I get on the hilo, I go 10 feet and I hear horrible grinding and I have no forward or reverse gear... I walk up to shithead knowing this is partly his fault because he's been working four hours already and didn't tell me anything was wrong with it. I walk up to Dumbass and say, "Why the fuck is the drivetrain on the hilo burnt out?" He says in his metro-faggy Dagobilly attitudinal tone, "Oh, it was messed up since yesterday afternoon. It was acting kind of funny." Oh what it took not to cold-cock his teeth down his throat... >:( So I tell him, "GET THE OTHER GODDAMNED HILO AND PUSH THIS ONE DOWN TO HILO MAITENANCE NOW!" The look on his face he gets when I remember I have a pair and a backbone and finally bitch him out(new habit I've acquired), priceless. So dickface pushes me down to those overpaid, fatass UAW hilo repair guys and I tell them to get to work on it right away and leave it at that. So I had to do everything using the other lab's hilo that J.S. ordered me to do. So another Groundhog day of SSDD, but J.S. changes his tune. He says, "I'm getting tired of seeing you bust your nuts from 7-11, I'll have to do something about this with a certain someone." I thanked him for that comment. So I bust my ass for the rest of the day with the old man (a perfect drone donkey as well) and I try to help J.S. scrape some nasty buckets, then he hits me with another left. He tells me, "Stop working already, I'll have Deetard do this tomorrow. Also, you and the old man need to tell me exactly everything this department needs short of air tools and I'll get that rolling." So another thank-you J.S. from me and I'm looking for two more horsemen and the coming apocalypse, then the bell rings, it's payday, and I'm done... R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me BIIIIITCH!!! Keep it evil...

puh, dieser laden ist echt mist. ich komme da jetzt seit 3 jahren regelmäßig hin. und in diesen 3 jahren gabs vielleicht 30 tage von denen man sagen kann: toller tag, hat spass gemacht! DIESER KACK LADEN GEHT MIR AUF DIE NÜSSE!!! boah, sone scheiß drecks arbeit. jeden tag in der verwaltung abgammeln. nur verschissenen kack papierkram machen. wer brauch sowas? das ist so stinklangweilig. jeder neue azubi ist nach einer woche am nölen, ob das noch besser wird. und die antwort lautet jedes mal: NEIN. das ist so traurig. dieser laden ist so langweilig und blöd, das geht gar nicht. pfui